[Verse 1] Morning standup Coffee cold Dashboard red The saga told "Is it me?" I hit refresh Status page just shrugs again Multi-factor Single tear Ping the chat "you seeing this here?" Every region Same old joke Whole damn sprint goes up in smoke [Chorus] AWS is down again Azure's out I lose my zen Cloudflare face-planted My friend Here we go Here we go again Ship was sailing Then it sank All our uptime in the tank Hit the cloud It just says "when?" Here we go Here we go again [Verse 2] Pager singing Boss on call "Try the fix you tried last fall" Rubber duck just stares at me 404s for company All our chaos All our plans Stuck in vendor holding hands "Trust the cloud " they always say Guess we trust it to betray [Bridge] [Half-time Drums slam Vocals almost spoken] Who do we ping When the sky gods sleep? When the shared-blame slide Is three pages deep? We built our house Out of rented air Then act surprised No one lives there [Chorus] AWS is down again Azure's out I lose my zen Cloudflare face-planted My friend Here we go Here we go again Ship was sailing Then it sank All our uptime in the tank Hit the cloud It just says "when?" Here we go Here we go again (again, again)
