[Intro] [Verse 1] Wake up every morning and the first thing that I need Is you burning hot and perfect, you're my goddamn sacred creed Fuck coffee and fuck soda, they can kiss my ass goodbye Tea you are my everything, my liquid fucking high [Chorus] I fucking love tea! Tea! Tea! Nothing else compares to me and thee I fucking love tea! Tea! Tea! You're the only drug I'll ever need Tea! Tea! Tea! Goddamn perfect harmony I fucking love tea! [Verse 2] Earl Grey in the morning makes me feel like royalty Green tea in the afternoon sets my fucking spirit free Chamomile at midnight when I need to calm the fuck down Tea you are my savior in this crazy fucking town [Chorus] I fucking love tea! Tea! Tea! Nothing else compares to me and thee I fucking love tea! Tea! Tea! You're the only drug I'll ever need Tea! Tea! Tea! Goddamn perfect harmony I fucking love tea! [Bridge] Steep it hot, steep it strong This love affair's been going on too long Fuck the haters, fuck the doubt Tea's what life is all about! [Chorus] I fucking love tea! Tea! Tea! Best damn thing that happened to me I fucking love tea! Tea! Tea! You're my liquid ecstasy Tea! Tea! Tea! Pure fucking divinity I fucking love tea! [Outro] Tea! Tea! Fucking tea! That's all I need, that's all I need!
