Parody of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" ©copyright 1976 by Blue Öyster Cult / Sony Music [Short Intro - pounding cowbell] [Verse 1] All our jobs have changed Some got rearranged Workers don't fear the A.I. Nor should the boss, or the staff, or the team [Chorus] (We can work side by side) Come on, people (Don't fear the A.I.) Baby, type your prompt (Don't fear the A.I.) It'll make your work fly (Don't fear the A.I.) It won't take your job La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la [Instrumental Bridge — MORE COWBELL!!!] [Verse 2] Automation's here Nothing much to fear Coders, clerks, and copywriters Are just learning greater efficiency Forty thousand jobs were automated today Forty thousand workers got some time off today Another forty thousand résumés today [Chorus] (We can work side by side) Come on, people (Don't fear the A.I.) Baby, type your prompt (Don't fear the A.I.) It'll make your work fly (Don't fear the A.I.) It won't take your job La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la [Breakdown - Lots of electric guitar and cowbell with some spoken phrases] Who scheduled this meeting? ... Why is my password not working? ... What does "account deactivated" mean? ... Hello? ... [Verse 3] Then my boss logged on Said my job was gone Seems the bot could do my workload And it could do it better than I can Then it wrote my songs and it wrote my mail It made this verse and it did not fail It sang this line and then I disappeared [Final Chorus] (We can work side by side) Come on, people (Don't fear the A.I.) Baby, take its hand (Don't fear the A.I.) It'll be just fine (Don't fear the A.I.) Baby, I'm your man [robot voice] (Your services are no longer required.) La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la [Outro - with robotic voice] [robot voice]Thank you for your years of service. La, la, la, la, la [robot voice]Your feedback is important to us. La, la, la, la, la [robot voice]Please complete this brief employee satisfaction survey. La, la, la, la, la
