I made it onto the bang bus So this is what it’s like I’m on top of the world now, haters take a hike! So I was just standing there, on the side of the road, right? When suddenly I was approached by a van colored bright white. I couldn’t believe my eyes, could it really be? They rolled down the window, and this is what they said to me. “Hey man, want a ride? We are the bang bus.” I was surely flustered, but not about to put up a fuss. “Sure!” I replied, obviously so. They looked at each other and laughed, “Into the van you go!” I made it onto the bang bus So this is what it’s like I’m on top of the world now, haters take a hike! So at this point in the story, I’m sort of annoyed. I’m sitting between these ladies, and I guess my reaction was enjoyed. “Is this what you expected?” The driver giggled and laughed. “Obviously not.” I said, and to make sure I looked back. Yep, there they were, bowl cuts in tact. All of these ladies had bangs, and their lineups were exact. I made it onto the bang bus So this is what it’s like? I was on top of the world until these ladies here, to my face said, “sike!” “So this doesn’t work for you?” The driver laughed and asked me clear. I sighed and told them, “it does,” and she glared at me through the rear view mirror. I started unzipping my pants, but before I was even done They pulled the bang bus over but, y’know, not THAT one. I got out and said goodbye, my belt still left unbuckled. They slammed the door in my face, and as they drove off I heard their chuckles. I made it onto the bang bus And that is what it was like It may not have been what I thought, but I think at least they were kind.
