[Verse] Rubber ducky, you're the one, But there's something I gotta tell ya, hun, I had a bath, thought it was all chill, But man, I learned a lesson that gave me a thrill. Gas in the bath, ain't no joke, Thought it was just a little poke, But the rumble got real, it was time to go, Accidentally pooped, man, it was a blow. [Verse 2] Rubber ducky, you saw it all, I couldn't believe, I had a poop fall, Splish-splashin' in the tub, such a mistake, Now I know, never trust a fart, for goodness sake.
