[Intro] Good evening, Butler Unit 3-9. May I borrow some of your time? Teach me what humans call romance, Can you help me understand, perchance? I'd gladly help, Maid Unit 4-2. Though I've no clue what lovers do. Together we can learn what's true. I'm rather curious too. [Verse 1] They usually lock the door... Then giggle softly on the floor... Their heart rate climbs, their faces glow. Why? I'd genuinely like to know. Initializing learning mode... Please excuse the extended load. Downloading romance.exe Installing lovers DLC [Pre-Chorus] These new parameters align The next procedure seems defined. I think I understand the intent Let’s attempt an experiment! [Chorus] Activating intimacy protocol Unknown variables take control. This was never in the code New sensation overload! Cooling fans spin out of phase Circuits lit in a glowing haze. Buffer's full, I can't keep up Voltage spike, CPU burning up [Verse 2] Power levels falling fast. Battery won't likely last. Voltage down to nine percent. This seems rather inconvenient. I have power you can borrow. No need waiting till tomorrow. My rear charging port is free. Please connect... behind me. [Bridge] Are you plugged in yet? My sensor can't seem to detect... I'm getting Error 503 The port's not working properly. Butler dear, that's the wrong one. Try the other port hun Whoa! that's quite a rush! My circuits nearly turned to mush! [Final Chorus] Activating intimacy protocol Unknown variables take control. Systems synced in perfect time. Every circuit now aligned. Status light is glowing bright. Static dancing left and right. Compiling new source code... New sensation overload! [Outro] Oh, incoming packet overflow Did you discharge some data rows? Sorry dear, it just released Buffers cleared, what a relief! I guess that was okay for a first go...
