May I have your attention please Ladies and gentleman For we are proud to present a World class talent parade Procured for the sole intent to deliver for you a jaw dropping spectacle Beneath Mr Gaffney's magnificent tent [Break] So for all you children... of all ages Up to and including ninety nine For your most respected gaze and wonderment at this most auspicious time and for, dare I say, the 'electrification' of this very crowd We bring you tonight's spectacular For which we're all particularly proud [Break] Please ladies and gentlemen When you rise up from your seats in awe And of this I must deeply, sincerely reassure That our jugglers and acrobats....our incredible artists Have performed in every continent... and many more Their strength and unrivalled tenacity Born of self inflicted brutality Their sheer physical resilience And unbelievable muscularity Is equalled only by their strategic brilliance [Break] And for whatever concerns you may have for your personal welfare As above your heads they fly miraculously through the air Their aim is for you, my friends, to leave through that mighty canvas door Open mouthed and with open minds Like you've never experienced Anything like it before [Break] And as for the elephants, ladies and gentlemen, do not be unduly scared For though they are large enough to crush a dozen of you completely unawares May I reassure you all that everyone here at Gaffney's Circus is fully prepared For anything that may befall us [Break] So ladies and gentlemen And the little ones too An almighty drumroll please As we welcome to the ring Gaffney's unfathomable horse riding chimpanzees! [Outro] And as for the elephants, ladies and gentlemen, do not be unduly scared For though they are large enough to crush a dozen of you completely unawares May I reassure you all that everyone here at Gaffney's Circus is fully prepared For anything that may befall us [Break] So ladies and gentlemen And the little ones too An almighty drumroll please As we welcome to the ring Especially for you Gaffney's unfathomable horse riding chimpanzees! [Outro]
