(Verse 1) There’s a place at the edge of town Where the air is thick, yellow, and brown Dean's got a business that’s quite unique It’s funky, it’s stinky, and downright cheeky (Pre-Chorus) Wheels of cheese and a thunderous breeze Gagging folks down on their knees He’s a legend, don’t you know? Where the cheddar winds always blow (Chorus) Dean’s Cheesy Fart Factory, oh what a sight Blasting out clouds in the pale moonlight Sharp and smoky, stinkin’ the scene A dairy disaster — long live Dean! (Verse 2) Machines churnin' with a gassy roar Every crackle leaves folks wanting more Mozzarella mist, gouda haze A fart-fueled frenzy that'll leave you dazed (Pre-Chorus) Wheels of cheese and a thunderous breeze Gagging folks down on their knees He’s a legend, don’t you know? Where the cheddar winds always blow (Chorus) Dean’s Cheesy Fart Factory, oh what a sight Blasting out clouds in the pale moonlight Sharp and smoky, stinkin’ the scene A dairy disaster — long live Dean! (Bridge) Brie bombs, ricotta whirlwinds Dean’s got the flavor that never ends Don't bring a match — that’s a rule Or you'll turn this place into a dairy-fueled duel (Outro) So raise a toast to the cheese-filled breeze Dean's factory brings us to our knees It’s pungent, it’s bold, a stanky dream Dean's Cheesy Fart Factory reigns supreme!
