Verse 1: Mike Lee had another scheme up on the Hill The next try to sell our lands with his political will Been walking those marble halls since he was small Now he's dancing to his donors when they call Chorus: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out When your grand plan crumbles and you're filled with doubt The rules are the rules in that Senate hall Don't let the door hit your ass when you take that fall Verse 2: Four western senators saw through his game Said "Mike, that ain't right, that's a crying shame" Those real estate checks might pay for your campaign But selling off our birthright? That's America's pain Chorus: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out When your grand plan crumbles and you're filled with doubt The rules are the rules in that Senate hall Don't let the door hit your ass when you take that fall Bridge: Raised in the shadow of that Capitol dome But forgot what makes America our home The parliamentarian drew the line Said "Your budget tricks ain't worth a dime" Chorus: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out When your grand plan crumbles and you're filled with doubt The rules are the rules in that Senate hall Don't let the door hit your ass when you take that fall Outro: So Mike Lee learned what we all should know Some things in life just ain't for show Our public lands will stand their ground While his bought-and-paid-for scheme won't make a sound
