The Art of Stealth

[Verse 1 - Light flute melody, Drums roll] The rogue steps softly, like a cat on the prowl, A shadow in the night, no growl, no howl. "The wizard whispers", I’ll cast Invisibility! (Invisibility!, Invisibility!) But trips on their robe—oh, the fragility!... The druid shifts shape, a fox quick and low, "While the fighter whispers", How do I go slow? And the barbarian—gods above, hear our plight! (Hear our plight!) "They bellow", I’m sneaky!... and charges the fight!... [Chorus - Lute flourish] Oh, stealth’s an art, we try our best, (Try our best!...) With five adventurers, it’s quite the quest! Through shadow and dark, we sneak and crawl, But one loud step could ruin it all. (Ruin it all!...) The rogue rolls high, the druid too, (Rolls so high!) The rest of us? Just muddling through! [Verse 2 - Harp trills, Lute strumming] The rogue finds traps with a mischievous grin, Watch your step, or you’ll lose some skin! "The wizard mutters", Let’s just use a spell, (Use a spell, use a spell!) "While the druid sniffs the air", I’ve caught the smell!... The fighter clinks, their armor too loud, While the barbarian trips, shaking the ground. But somehow we make it—barely alive, (barely alive!) A stealthy group? Well, let’s just survive!... [Chorus - Lute flourish] Oh, stealth’s an art, we try our best, (Try our best!...) With five adventurers, it’s quite the quest! Through shadow and dark, we sneak and crawl, But one loud step could ruin it all. (Ruin it all!...) The rogue rolls high, the druid too, (Rolls so high!) The rest of us? Just muddling through! [Bridge - Lute trill, Plucking strings, Dramatic lute] We dodge the guards, their torches bright, The rogue in front, their eyes alight. The druid shifts, a spider so small, (So small, so small!) The fighter crouches, but they're ten feet tall! (Ten feet tall!) The wizard’s spell sparks—was that a flame? (Was that a flame?) "And the barbarian whispers", I’m not to blame! (Not to blame, not to blame!) [Final Chorus - Lute flourish] Oh, stealth’s an art, we try our best, (Try our best!...) With five adventurers, it’s quite the quest! Through shadow and dark, we sneak and crawl, One loud step could ruin it all, (Ruin it all!...) The rogue’s the star, the druid too, (Rolls so high!) But the rest? Well, we’re just passing through! [Outro - Cheerful lute strumming, Tambourine shake] So sing of stealth, with laughter and cheer, For sneaky adventures that we hold dear. A rogue, a wizard, a druid, and two— (And two, and two!) A fighter and barbarian, who tried to sneak too. (Tried to sneak too!...) [Fade out]