Welcome To Your Job (FNAF)

nerdcore rap, male vocals for male 1, young male vocals for male 2, rap, fire, catchy, melodic, comedy-horror parody style, bouncy, warp, fansong, fire rap, rap battle

[Verse 1: Male 1]
So what do you think of the nightshift?
(You look stressed!) Do you need a lift?
It's after midnight!....
You know what that means right?
Ah well, you'll find out.
So new security guard, any questions before we leave you to your job?
[Male 2]: Y-yes actually...
[Male 1]: Ok great! It looks like your all good then!
[Male 2]: But what about---
[Hangs Up]

[Pre Chorus: Male 2]
So this is my new job?
Is there something I can rob---
Who was that weirdo on the phone?
(Did I just hear something moan?)
Hmm...

[Chorus: Male 1]
Welcome to your job,
We are not allegedly responsible
If harm is caused to a nightguard, 
that'd be impossible!
Be serious, not delirious, you're curious, it's mysterious!
I still come out victorious!
(And I will not be paying any amount of money!)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2: Male 2]
(Oof!)
Just got back to work,
These animatronics are going berserk!
Who thought this was a good idea?
Working in a haunted pizzeria!
You're sending me mixed messages!
[Male 1]: You have plenty of advantages!
[Male 2]: More like damages!
I'm really not a fan of this!
Doing this job is kind of a hit-or-miss!
(Hit-or-miss!)

[Pre-Chorus: Male 1]
Are you kidding me?
Are you trying to get rid of me?
[Male 2]: No I'm not I'm just sick of Freddy Fazbear, 
Why do you care?
[Male 1]: Let's be real, I don't care how you feel. Just get the job done.

[Chorus: Male 2]
I've been doing my job,
This pay has been a real flop
But at least it won't drop!
I'm serious, not delirious, I'm just curious, it's not that mysterious!
And what are you going to do about it?
(He will not be paying any amount of money!)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3: Male 1]
No work, no pay.
It has to be this way.
I wouldn't pay you anyway.
(Nope! Not today!)
STOP GETTING DISTRACTED!
(I'm gonna fire this guy.)

[Bridge: Male 2]
12,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6 A.M!!
I hate this job.

2820/7500

Two randos arguing for no reason I guess. Lyrics by me. -------------------- [Intro: Recording Of Male 1 Talking] (Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.....) [Verse 1: Male 1] So what do you think of the nightshift? (You look stressed!) Do you need a lift? It's after midnight!.... You know what that means right? Ah well, you'll find out. So new security guard, any questions before we leave you to your job? [Male 2]: Y-yes actually... [Male 1]: Ok great! It looks like your all good then! [Male 2]: But what about--- [Hangs Up] [Pre Chorus: Male 2] So this is my new job? Is there something I can rob--- Who was that weirdo on the phone? (Did I just hear something moan?) Hmm... [Chorus: Male 1] Welcome to your job, We are not allegedly responsible If harm is caused to a nightguard, that'd be impossible! Be serious, not delirious, you're curious, it's mysterious! I still come out victorious! (And I will not be paying any amount of money!) [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2: Male 2] (Oof!) Just got back to work, These animatronics are going berserk! Who thought this was a good idea? Working in a haunted pizzeria! You're sending me mixed messages! [Male 1]: You have plenty of advantages! [Male 2]: More like damages! I'm really not a fan of this! Doing this job is kind of a hit-or-miss! (Hit-or-miss!) [Pre-Chorus: Male 1] Are you kidding me? Are you trying to get rid of me? [Male 2]: No I'm not I'm just sick of Freddy Fazbear, Why do you care? [Male 1]: Let's be real, I don't care how you feel. Just get the job done. [Chorus: Male 2] I've been doing my job, This pay has been a real flop But at least it won't drop! I'm serious, not delirious, I'm just curious, it's not that mysterious! And what are you going to do about it? (He will not be paying any amount of money!) [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3: Male 1] No work, no pay. It has to be this way. I wouldn't pay you anyway. (Nope! Not today!) STOP GETTING DISTRACTED! (I'm gonna fire this guy.) [Bridge: Male 2] 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 A.M!! I hate this job. [Chorus: Male 1] Welcome to your job, We are not allegedly responsible If harm is caused to a nightguard, that'd be impossible! Be serious, not delirious, you're curious, it's mysterious! I still come out victorious! (And I will not be paying any amount of money!) [Chorus: Male 2] I've been doing my job, This pay has been a real flop But at least it won't drop! I'm serious, not delirious, I'm just curious, it's not that mysterious! And what are you going to do about it? (He will not be paying any amount of money!) [End]

0/500