If you're here for a laugh You're in the wrong place You're 'bout to chat with the chap Who's got the long face My tears ain't runnin' they sprint At pensiveness I'm a prince But if it's a league or an inch I win the long race I'm the original bawler I been brawlin for ages Keep my up-and-coming coven From the covetous mages I stay elite like no other Dropping beats while I blubber I'm not a bum I'm the Bummer Serving grief on the stages [Chorus] So sad, whatcha tryna do Too bad Must be such a Bummer for you Don't get mad Getting what's due Too bad Must be such a Bummer for you Blowing dust Off the mic Cuz I got Whatcha like My party wagons seats seven Kid, get back on your bike Cuz you're still too little Slobber dribblin' spittle Slack JAW'D Oh my GOD I'll drop a rhyme on you kiddo Thinking you can leave with a grin? You know you're not right Kid, you got a one-track mind, And I'm the stop light I rock the mic like I'm rockin In the bed on a hot night It's what you get coming here Tryna duck on a cock fight [Chorus] So sad, whatcha tryna do Too bad Must be such a Bummer for you Don't get mad Getting what's due Too bad Must be such a Bummer for you I see your mouth's is getting dry And you don't know what to do? Well don't ask why I'm crying Cuz I'm crying for you You try spittin with the Master There's no livin with the after This is it and tears of laughter's All I'm giving to you
