Lyrics by Tim Neal, 2026 [Verse] In halls where voices strive to rise, A Karen lurks with narrowed eyes. Her words, a net to catch and snare, Suppressing speech with steely glare. [Chorus] Karen Karen Go wash your hair, No one needs you, Anywhere Karen Karen, shut your trap, no one wants to hear your crap [Verse] “You can’t say that,” she decrees, Taming tongues with ruthless ease. Her kingdom built on silenced sound, Where freedom’s whispers can’t be found. [Chorus] Karen Karen Go wash your hair, No one needs you, Anywhere [Bridge] Beware the voice that clips the air, For in her realm, none dare declare. [Verse] Where'd you come from with your cries, Crawling in on your web of lies Seeking always to take offense Out of context, or circumstance [Chorus] Karen Karen Go wash your hair, No one needs you, Anywhere. Karen Karen, shut your trap, no one wants to hear your crap Karen Karen Karen Karen, Karen karen Go wash your hair, no one needs you anywhere
