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Anon works at Seafood - 4chan

running the seafood department in a grocery store xenophobic, dumbass suburban housewives are the worst customers for sure If it's not American, it's not good and is probably diseased if it's not wild caught, it's not good and probably diseased every day every single day (I want salmon) we got salmon (I want wild caught) there you go (why is it 30 dollars when the farm raised is 8?) because we have to import it freshly caught from Copper River in Alaska (I want to pay the 8 dollars though) then buy the farm raised miss (no I don't eat farm raised. Let me talk to your manager) their face when I'm the manager. Next customer wants tilapia: here you go miss (wait this fish is farm raised) yes (l'd like the wild caught tilapia) that doesn't exist (l only eat wild caught) then you don't eat tilapia (and why is it from Chile?) because tilapia is from Chile (where can I get American tilapia) you can't You live in Ohio (I've been eating tilapia for years and) you've been lied to for years WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?? SURPRISE! it's me Suburban housewives who don't eat terrorist-fish enrage me