Girls just wanna have wine

[Intro] (bright synth stab, bouncing bassline) Hey hey! Ooooh! Pour it up girls! ⸻ [Verse 1] When the workday ends And the shoes come off We’re raidin’ every cabinet Like sophisticated slobs One says “Merlot!” One says “No way!” “Girl if you’re servin’ seafood Get the Chardonnay!” Now Linda’s in the kitchen Talkin’ fancy all the time “Pair the brie with sauvignon blanc!” Girl just hand me wine! ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Oh daddy dear We’re not bein’ bad We just spent our paycheck On a charcuterie fad! ⸻ [Chorus] Girls just wanna have wine! Whoa-oh-oh! Girls just wanna have wine! Should it be a Bordeaux? Maybe rosé tonight? What do I pair with my peaches and cream delight? Girls just wanna have wine! Whoa-oh-oh! Girls just wanna have fu-un… And wine! ⸻ [Verse 2] Nancy bought a wine fridge Now she won’t shut up “Temperature matters!” Girl fill my cup! Susan’s swirling glasses Like she’s royalty from France Meanwhile Tina’s in the corner Three drinks deep and dancin’ Some like reds Some like whites Some get emotional after two wine flights And Karen keeps yellin’ “This pinot’s divine!” Then spills half the bottle On the carpet runner line ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Oh mama dear Don’t you worry none We’re just middle-aged ladies Tryin’ to have some fun! ⸻ [Chorus] Girls just wanna have wine! Whoa-oh-oh! Girls just wanna have wine! Little cheese and crackers Tiny grapes on sticks Everybody actin’ Like professional critics! Girls just wanna have wine! Whoa-oh-oh! Girls just wanna have fu-un… And wine! ⸻ [Bridge] (playful breakdown with handclaps) Rosé all day! Cabernet! Someone hide the boxed wine far away! Sip sip sip! Laugh laugh laugh! Who ate all the little butter crackers from the craft tray?! ⸻ [Final Chorus] Girls just wanna have wine! Whoa-oh-oh! Girls just wanna have wine! Spin around the kitchen Dance in fuzzy socks Actin’ like we’re twenty Though we’re pushing forty-somethings on the clock! Girls just wanna have wine! Whoa-oh-oh! Girls just wanna have fu-un… And wiiiiiiine!