[Intro] Xanda Panda on the track. [Verse 1] Welcome back everyone! Are you ready for more twisted fun? The panda is back and he’s twisted your childhood again, yeah lets see if you still recognize these princesses from when we were young men. This is a harem not a fairytale, yeah be careful you might not like what you see behind the veil. Without further ado lets meet the delicious candies flashing us their pretty panties. [Chorus] She’s a princess, nah she’s a slut. Got her on a leash like I’m Jabba The Hutt. Cinderella wears glass shoes for the foot fetish freaks, yeah attention is all that she seeks. Rapunzel with her hair so long, begging me to yank it while she’s sucking on my shlong. Mulan likes the knife play, yeah Snow White sings and dances for the dwarves but she’s making them pay. Sleeping Beauty sleeps with everyone in the kingdom, yeah the Little Mermaid’s coochie smells like fish, she ain’t making anyone cum. Pocahontas is bending over and telling Pinocchio to tell a lie, Yeah Jasmine got into meth and now she’s higher than the magic carpet can fly. She’s a princess, nah she’s a slut. Yeah she wants that prince dick all up in her gut. [Verse 2 female vocal] We wanna have fun, sick of sitting around playing pretend Let us slide, let us loose, grab the hold, make it bend We’re just pawns being sold, Used our pretty faces to expand the gold Do this, do that—fuck that, it’s all snapped Better lose it, get naughty, spread out on your lap Yeah, told the little birdie these princesses like it rough and dirty [Chorus] She’s a princess, nah she’s a slut. Got her on a leash like I’m Jabba The Hutt. Cinderella wears glass shoes for the foot fetish freaks, yeah attention is all that she seeks. Rapunzel with her hair so long, begging me to yank it while she’s sucking on my shlong. Mulan likes the knife play, yeah Snow White sings and dances for the dwarves but she’s making them pay. Sleeping Beauty sleeps with everyone in the kingdom, yeah the Little Mermaid’s coochie smells like fish, she ain’t making anyone cum. Pocahontas is bending over and telling Pinocchio to tell a lie, Yeah Jasmine got into meth and now she’s higher than the magic carpet can fly. She’s a princess, nah she’s a slut. Yeah she wants that prince dick all up in her gut. [Bridge] She’s a freak, yeah the thought of you is already making her leak. Fuck the tiara, grab the lube. Yeah she wants to bite your neck while you squeeze her boob. Oh God what have I done? Why did I let this fucked up fairytale be spun? Welcome to my dark world, yeah please forgive the fucked up chaos that unfurled. [Chorus] She’s a princess, nah she’s a slut. Got her on a leash like I’m Jabba The Hutt. Cinderella wears glass shoes for the foot fetish freaks, yeah attention is all that she seeks. Rapunzel with her hair so long, begging me to yank it while she’s sucking on my shlong. Mulan likes the knife play, yeah Snow White sings and dances for the dwarves but she’s making them pay. Sleeping Beauty sleeps with everyone in the kingdom, yeah the Little Mermaid’s coochie smells like fish, she ain’t making anyone cum. Pocahontas is bending over and telling Pinocchio to tell a lie, Yeah Jasmine got into meth and now she’s higher than the magic carpet can fly. She’s a princess, nah she’s a slut. Yeah she wants that prince dick all up in her gut. [Outro]
