[Electronic Dance, Party Anthem, Comedic Parody, Bilingual Spanish-English, 128 BPM, Sarcastic Energy] [Intro] Yeah, yeah Asado, asado, asado Buenos Aires style Let's go! [Hook - Catchy and Repetitive] Now I'm grilling at the asado, sado, sado Got chorizo, got vacío, cío, cío Smoke is rising, I'm the maestro, estro, estro Like a gaucho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho [Verse 1 - Sarcastic Storytelling] Sunday morning, got the invitation Primo's place, it's a meat celebration Said it starts at noon but we know better Show up at three, weather getting wetter Got my cooler full of Quilmes and Fernet Bringing dulce de leche, can't forget Vegetarian friends? Sorry, not today This is Argentina, carne all the way Standing by the parrilla like I own the place Got that smoke blowing right up in my face Waiting five hours for the meat to cook Meanwhile scrolling Instagram, Facebook [Pre-Chorus] Tío's at the grill like a dictator Nobody touches, see you later Cross de hierro, leña burning slow This is how the Argentines roll [Hook] Now I'm grilling at the asado, sado, sado Got chorizo, got vacío, cío, cío Smoke is rising, I'm the maestro, estro, estro Like a gaucho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho Smell like smoke when I go home, home, home Best cologne that I've ever known, known, known Neighbors complaining 'bout the humo, umo, umo But we don't care though, though, though, though, though, though [Verse 2 - More Sarcastic Energy] It's 6 PM and we still eating Morcilla, mollejas, heart still beating Someone brought a salad, nobody cares Chimichurri's nice but we want layers Arguing about politics and fútbol Somebody's uncle getting way too brutal Kids are running crazy in the backyard Meanwhile I'm three empanadas in, hitting hard Camera's out, gotta get that Instagram shot Perfectly arranged meat, looking hot Caption: "Sunday vibes" with fire emoji Meanwhile burnt my finger, nobody knows, G [Pre-Chorus] Tío's getting territorial with the spatula Telling stories getting more and more spectacular "Back in my day" for the fifteenth time But the asado's good so we don't mind [Hook] Now I'm grilling at the asado, sado, sado Got chorizo, got vacío, cío, cío Smoke is rising, I'm the maestro, estro, estro Like a gaucho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho Smell like smoke when I go home, home, home Best cologne that I've ever known, known, known Neighbors complaining 'bout the humo, umo, umo But we don't care though, though, though, though, though, though [Bridge - Breakdown] Sippin' on Malbec and Fernet con cola Eating so much, might need a stretcher This is every Sunday, not a special occasion Argentine life, permanent vacation (not really) [Sarcastic spoken section] Yeah, it's 11 PM We're still here Nobody's going home This is normal Welcome to Argentina, baby [Final Hook - Maximum Energy] Now I'm grilling at the asado, sado, sado Got chorizo, got vacío, cío, cío Smoke is rising, I'm the maestro, estro, estro Like a gaucho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho Gonna need a siesta, esta, esta, esta Tomorrow morning, fiesta hangover, ver, ver Worth it though for the asado, sado, sado Like a gaucho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho, cho [Outro] Asado, asado, asado Buenos Aires, baby Every single Sunday This is the way
