參加交換禮物活動 別期待! 別花心思! 表面過得去就好 別期待! 別期待! 別期待! 因為很重要所以說三遍! When exchanging gifts Don't expect to exchange gifts! Don't buy anything too expensive! -------------------------------------- 雪落下來 燈光太白 我以為幸福 會在今晚打開 我刷卡那天真的期待 腦海反覆美好未來 包裝紙閃得像個招牌 寫著「你今年一定會很精彩」 期望會有好的交換 同事圍成一排 笑容一致複製貼上般的愛 我慢慢拆開 手中一層層厄運的開端 不是我太依賴 只是想聽世界清楚存在 結果聖誕老人拍拍我肩膀說 「孩子，你比較需要現在」 我抽到~ 兩大包衛生紙在我懷 Merry Christmas 這什麼安排 我買了耳機 讓人聽見夢想盛開 結果現實告訴我 先把眼淚擦乾 再說未來 衛生紙 在我懷！ 衛生紙 沒意外！ 這不是驚喜 只是敷衍的交代 白色一整袋 像我人生突然被清空重載 沒有低音 沒有高頻在 只有三層溫柔提醒我要看開 也許有天我會明白 為何今晚特別失敗 當世界崩壞 至少我還有東西能擦拭悲哀 Oh——聖誕夜 太實在 Oh——如雪花般潔白 Oh——如果這就是愛 那它真的不太可愛 我抽到~ 兩大包衛生紙在我懷！ Sing it louder 不裝作釋懷 耳機不在 夢想不來 聖誕老人直接對我攤牌 衛生紙 在我懷！ 誰買的 拖出來！ 最悲慘的夜 卻最真實的 認清職場的無賴 --------------------------------- English Lyrics: Snow falls down The lights are too white I thought happiness Would open tonight The day I swiped my card, I truly believed My mind replayed a perfect future on repeat The wrapping paper shined like a sign on display Saying “This year, you’re gonna be okay” I hoped this trade would turn out right Coworkers standing side by side Copy-paste smiles, factory-made delight I slowly tore it open Layer by layer—bad luck taking flight It’s not that I depend too much I just want to hear the world feel real and alive Then Santa tapped me on the shoulder and said “Kid, you need the present moment more than the prize” I got— Two big packs of toilet paper in my arms! Merry Christmas, what kind of joke is this card? I bought the headphones So dreams could bloom in sound and spark But reality told me first Wipe your tears clean Then we’ll talk about tomorrow and stars Toilet paper—in my arms! Toilet paper—no surprise! This isn’t a blessing Just a half-hearted alibi A whole bag of white Like my life just got erased, rebooted overnight No low end, no high-frequency shine Just three layers of softness telling me, “You’ll be fine” Maybe someday I’ll understand Why tonight failed so perfectly planned When the whole world breaks apart At least I’ve got something to wipe the dark Oh—Christmas night, too real to hide Oh—clean and cold like falling white Oh—if this is what love’s like Then it’s honestly… not that nice I got— Two big packs of toilet paper in my arms! Sing it louder—don’t pretend you’ve moved on No headphones here No dreams show up Santa looks me dead in the eye—cards gone Toilet paper—in my arms! Who bought this—drag them out! The most miserable night Yet the clearest sight Of how ruthless The workplace really is
