YES. Let’s keep it unfuck-with-a-bull 🐂 Absurd, self-aware, 2025-coded, a little feral, a little genius. Here’s a weirdly funny, tongue-twisty, glitch-humour lyric draft you can drop straight into a song or riff on: ⸻ UNF⚡CK-WITH-A-BULL (spoken intro, half-deadpan) Unfuck with a bull. Say it slow. Say it fast. Say it five times while your Wi-Fi crashes and your oat milk expires. ⸻ Verse 1 I’m unfuck-with-a-bull in a china shop chat Breaking algorithms, not my lower back I read the terms, I skipped the ads I said “no ❤️” to men named Brad Shadow banned but sunlight loud I ghost the noise, not my own crown If chaos knocks, I change the locks Then invite it in for paradox talks ⸻ Pre-Chorus (tongue twister moment) Tick-tock talk but don’t you trip Tip-toe truths on a dopamine drip Click-clack clout with a hollow zip Sip-sip tea but I don’t spill shit ⸻ Chorus Unfuck-with-a-bull, say it sideways Say it backwards on bad hair days I don’t trend, I bend timelines Unfuck-with-a-bull—underline, highlight Unfuck-with-a-bull, legally feral Emotionally stable, spiritually several I don’t bark, I don’t pull I just… unfuck with a bull 🐂 ⸻ Verse 2 Manifesting receipts, not vibes alone I charge my crystals and my phone He said “u up?”—I said “growth” Then blocked him mid-sentence, both thumbs, no oath I recycle men, not trauma loops I do shadow work in platform boots If it’s not aligned, it’s declined If it’s half-truth, I read between lines ⸻ Bridge (absurd / funny / 2025 energy) Un-subscribe to the apocalypse Auto-renew my audacity If this is a simulation Someone please adjust the gravity AI asked me how I feel I said “complicated but hot” It tried to fix me I said “no babe, I’m not a bug, I’m a feature, stop” ⸻ Breakdown (fast, playful, tongue-twist city) Flip-flop fake with a fact-check fade Soft-launch savage in a silk grenade Clickbait brain with a clean-cut blade I’m calm-core chaos, ethically made ⸻ Final Chorus (bigger, funnier) Unfuck-with-a-bull, no notes, no fear I pass the test by not appearing Main character? Nah—mythic tool Unfuck-with-a-bull, stay cool, stay cruel Cruel to nonsense, kind to me That’s the whole damn philosophy Say it once, say it full: UNFUCK. WITH. A. BULL. ⸻ Outro (spoken, smirk audible) If you don’t get it— Good. It wasn’t for you.
