(Spoken words with crowd eruption) Ladies and gentlemen, Darwin has left the building…. Don’t pet the fluffy cow Don’t try milk a bull now Don’t stop the juke box song No smoking with oxygen on Take the nozzle out the gas tank I didn’t and drove away my heart sank Gotta know how to treat a woman Cause common sense ain’t so common Don’t start a bonfire with gasoline Stand back son if you know what I mean Fireworks while drinking heavy Your lack of brain power we’re not ready Take the nozzle out the gas tank I didn’t and drove away my heart sank Gotta know how to treat a woman Cause common sense ain’t so common Not wearing your safety issued gear on site Makes me wanna quit I just might Giving the angry dog a hug and a kiss A finger or two you might just miss Take the nozzle out the gas tank I didn’t and drove away my heart sank Gotta know how to treat a woman Cause common sense ain’t so common Picking a fight with someone way bigger You lack brain cells go figure Hand down garbage disposal and you just scoff No guards on the saw fingers cut clean off Take the nozzle out the gas tank I didn’t and drove away my heart sank Gotta know how to treat a woman Cause common sense ain’t so common
