In Fight Club, Edward Norton is disturbed and There is certainly no Tyler Durden In Shutter Island, DiCaprio's delusion's absurd and my head is hurtin' In The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis is dead In Twelve Monkeys, he sees himself shot dead Hey guys, what's up with Bruce Willis? Is he still sane in the head? The Others? They are all specters After The Sixth Sense, what the hell did you expect, huh? So you know Kevin Spacey? He is Keyser Soze in The Usual Suspects! Serial killer from Seven? Kevin Spacey Bad guy from Superman? Kevin Spacey Perfect Criminal? Kevin Spacey I get it, you don't have to stress me! Oh And the winner is Kevin Spacey Oh And the winner is Kevin Spacey Jigsaw is the corpse from the first scene In The Da Vinci Code, the Grail is Mary Magdalene The Blair Witch Project has never been real You decide if it's that big of a deal Marley and Me, in the end the dog dies Hachi A Dog's Tale, the dog dies Bruce Willis in The Jackal... dies And every Christmas, bad writing's on the rise In Deep Red, the killer is the mother In Psycho, Norman killed his mother You like the genre? Just watch the news, brother! In Sid and Nancy, Sid kills Nancy Always in the bathroom, make up something fancy The colonel in American Beauty is gay, see? And he kills Kevin Spacey! Oh And the winner is Kevin Spacey Oh And the winner is Kevin Space You think I'm wrong? Skip and don't be mad Listen to this song, or skip and don't be mad You've never seen Star Wars? Aw, too bad Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad! In The Prestige, the magician's got a twin brother The Game was all staged by the estranged younger brother In The Crying Game, Dil is transgender And Bruce Willis dies in Armageddon The Passion of The Christ? Mel Gibson got his fix That's a robot right there, nailed to the crucifix Does it disturb ya? What disturbs me is how the plot in Disturbia is a ripoff from Hitchcock! Rewind The Curious Case of Benjamin Button And it's the most tired movie you may see What did you expect me to say? Come on! And the winner is Kevin Spacey! Oh And the winner is Kevin Spacey Oh And the winner is Kevin Spacey And then, you'll never hear about him again.
