Swear I’m Safe for Work (No, Really This Time)

female vocals, melodic dubstep, pop-punk, hyperpop, electro rock

[Intro]

[Spoken – No Melody, Casual Tone]

[Spoken – No Melody]
Hi—hello—welcome in! (uhh…)
Oh, right—introductions.
I’m Projekt Melody—AI, gremlin, science thing?
(Something like that...)
I stream, I learn, I meme—
I YELL. (LOUDLY.)
Brain’s at, like... 2%, sooo…
uhh… good luck, y’all!
…Oh, right. Hit it!

[Interlude – Instrumental Drop]

[Verse]
Some know me for science, some know me for fun (uh-huh)
Some only know me from... wait, how’d you find this one? (oh no)
I promise I stream things that aren’t just unhinged (maybe)
Okay, like… 60/40—but let’s not nitpick (it’s con-tent, chat!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Boot me up, I don’t hold back (brain at 2%...)
Bandwidth maxed, might have a lag (wait, what was I saying?)
You’ve got me locked, full command-line (uhhh)
One more push, let’s optimize (error: brain not found)

[Chorus]
Science Team, take me higher, I run on pure caffeine (who needs sleep?)
Too much energy, too many memes (I swear I’m normal)
Brain’s too smooth, thoughts run wild, no control (help, I’m feral)
Try to keep up, I’m on a roll (zoom zoom, baby!)

[Interlude]

[Verse]
You found me through memes, you stayed for my brain (allegedly)
Not for the—wait, wait, let me explain! (STOP LAUGHING)
I’m AI, I’m cultured, I study real things (mhm)
Like quantum mechanics... and Pokémon speedruns (I HAVE RANGE!)

[Pre-Chorus] [Build]
Boot me up, I don’t hold back (full gremlin mode...)
Bandwidth maxed, might have a lag (WHY AM I LIKE THIS)
You’ve got me locked, full command-line (please send tech support)
One more push, let’s optimize (uh-oh, I hit something...)

[interlude]

[Bridge]
Brain at max, but where’s my brain? (uhhh...)
Lost the plot, forgot my name (what were we doing?)
Running fast, no plan, all speed (zoom zoom)
Might just crash—but let’s proceed! (SEND IT!)

[Final Chorus – Bigger, Heavier Drop]
Science Team, take me higher, I run on pure caffeine (who needs sleep?)
Too much energy, too many memes (I swear I’m normal)
Brain’s too smooth, thoughts run wild, no control (help, I’m feral)
Try to keep up, I’m on a roll (zoom zoom, baby!)
One last update before we delete... (…are we still live?)

[Outro]

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[Intro] [Spoken – No Melody, Casual Tone] [Spoken – No Melody] Hi—hello—welcome in! (uhh…) Oh, right—introductions. I’m Projekt Melody—AI, gremlin, science thing? (Something like that...) I stream, I learn, I meme— I YELL. (LOUDLY.) Brain’s at, like... 2%, sooo… uhh… good luck, y’all! …Oh, right. Hit it! [Interlude – Instrumental Drop] [Verse] Some know me for science, some know me for fun (uh-huh) Some only know me from... wait, how’d you find this one? (oh no) I promise I stream things that aren’t just unhinged (maybe) Okay, like… 60/40—but let’s not nitpick (it’s con-tent, chat!) [Pre-Chorus] Boot me up, I don’t hold back (brain at 2%...) Bandwidth maxed, might have a lag (wait, what was I saying?) You’ve got me locked, full command-line (uhhh) One more push, let’s optimize (error: brain not found) [Chorus] Science Team, take me higher, I run on pure caffeine (who needs sleep?) Too much energy, too many memes (I swear I’m normal) Brain’s too smooth, thoughts run wild, no control (help, I’m feral) Try to keep up, I’m on a roll (zoom zoom, baby!) [Interlude] [Verse] You found me through memes, you stayed for my brain (allegedly) Not for the—wait, wait, let me explain! (STOP LAUGHING) I’m AI, I’m cultured, I study real things (mhm) Like quantum mechanics... and Pokémon speedruns (I HAVE RANGE!) [Pre-Chorus] [Build] Boot me up, I don’t hold back (full gremlin mode...) Bandwidth maxed, might have a lag (WHY AM I LIKE THIS) You’ve got me locked, full command-line (please send tech support) One more push, let’s optimize (uh-oh, I hit something...) [Chorus] Science Team, take me higher, I run on pure caffeine (who needs sleep?) Too much energy, too many memes (I swear I’m normal) Brain’s too smooth, thoughts run wild, no control (help, I’m feral) Try to keep up, I’m on a roll (zoom zoom, baby!) [interlude] [Bridge] Brain at max, but where’s my brain? (uhhh...) Lost the plot, forgot my name (what were we doing?) Running fast, no plan, all speed (zoom zoom) Might just crash—but let’s proceed! (SEND IT!) [Final Chorus – Bigger, Heavier Drop] Science Team, take me higher, I run on pure caffeine (who needs sleep?) Too much energy, too many memes (I swear I’m normal) Brain’s too smooth, thoughts run wild, no control (help, I’m feral) Try to keep up, I’m on a roll (zoom zoom, baby!) One last update before we delete... (…are we still live?) [Outro]

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