[Fade in] [Overture] Cornfields marching with a golden glare Potato land in a state of despair Cob soldiers stomping Husks in the air But one spud stood He wasn’t scared [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 1] They came in rows like a golden tide Corn cob warriors with husks as pride Their buttered shields Their silky swords Marching to conquer potato hoards [Pre-Chorus] But there stood one The legend’s true The protector of spuds With a black belt too Kung-Fu Spud All round All starch Kicking kernels Kung-fu mash Defending his place [Break] Cobs would scatter Kernels would fly He leapt so high he touched the sky [Chorus] Kung-Fu Spud He’s the one Kicks like lightning Faster than the sun Mash ‘em Smash ‘em Leave ‘em undone Potato power Victory’s begun [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 2] They said "You’re just a tuber You can’t win this war" He said "I’m loaded with carbs And I’m hardcore" Spin like a peeler Punch like a sack Corn’s got butter But Spud fights back [Pre-Chorus] There stood one The legend’s true The protector of spuds With a black belt too Kung-Fu Spud Brave and bold Guarding his land Fists of fury Heart of gold [Break] Chop Chop Chop The kernels fall Spin Spin Spin He beats them all [Chorus] Kung-Fu Spud He’s the one Kicks like lightning Faster than the sun Mash ‘em Smash ‘em Leave ‘em undone Potato power Victory’s begun [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 3] One by one The kernels fell Crying "No Spud You fight too well!" He stood his ground His peel intact The golden fields took their power back [Bridge] Corn cried mercy Spud said no You’ll leave my land before I let you grow He twirled his peel He struck a pose The golden grains fell like dominoes [Pre-Chorus] There stood one The legend’s true The protector of spuds With a black belt too Kung-Fu Spud Brave and bold Guarding his land Fists of fury Heart of gold [Break] Hi-ya Hi-ya Hi-ya pow A mighty tuber Take a bow Mash 'em Smash 'em Make 'em run Kung-Fu Spud gets it done [Chorus] Kung-Fu Spud He’s the one Kicks like lightning Faster than the sun Mash ‘em Smash ‘em Leave ‘em undone Potato power Victory’s begun [Instrumental Outro] [Fade out]
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