[A funny song about the little paper with phrases found inside fortune cookies] [Verse 1] A beautiful, smart, and loving person is coming my way (in bed) My hard work will soon pay off—what can I say? (in bed) Adventure awaits me just around the corner they claim (in bed) Well, if that’s true, then I guess I won’t complain (in bed) [Pre-Chorus] Good things are coming, be ready for fun (in bed) That’s what my cookie said, so it must be done (in bed)! [Chorus - Funny and Catchy] Fortune cookie’s got me dreamin’ all night I swear this paper knows my life just right! Every little phrase, yeah, it messes with my head, But everything sounds better when you add "in bed!" [Verse 2] A thrilling time is near my fate (in bed) Guess I better shower just in case I’m late (in bed) Your kindness will lead to happiness so they say (in bed) Oh great, now I gotta be nice every day (in bed)? [Pre-Chorus] An exciting opportunity lies ahead (in bed) Guess I better clean my sheets before I get fed (in bed)! [Chorus - Repeat with Energy!] Fortune cookie’s got me dreamin’ all night I swear this paper knows my life just right! Every little phrase, yeah, it messes with my head, But everything sounds better when you add "in bed!" [Bridge - Spoken in a sultry voice] Ohhh, let’s see what else we got here... Your talents will soon be recognized and rewarded... in bed Love is on its way to you... in bed A dream you have will soon come true... in bed Oh dear… I think I need another cookie. [Final Chorus - Big and Loud!] Fortune cookie’s got me dreamin’ all night I swear this paper knows my life just right! Every little phrase, yeah, it messes with my head, But everything sounds better when you add "in bed!" [Outro - Soft and Funny] So next time you crack one open, just don’t forget, That every little fortune… sounds best (in bed)!
