Mean Bob (Fist Oh Pain)
[Intro] Warning! This ride may cause, Crying, screaming, projectile vomiting, amnesia, spine loss, embarrassing accidents, uncontrollable gas... and explosive diarrhea! [Verse] Bitch, I'll git cha Wit my Fist Oh Pain One hit an it- leaves bliss stuz Donut holes inflamed Sucka's an' Spinsters Eat my meat all day I'm rockin mean suspenders On the grill I'm tamin' flames Bound, a bitch in bubbles Lefter fur dur down da chain Laft my way out trouble I get by, by actin' lame Roundhouse kicks, no stumbles I mastered care rot tay~ Even Sandy's Cheeks were humbled By my Fiery Fist Oh Pain Call me— Call me— Mean Bob— Ass hole Pants Watch me— Do Thee— Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! Turn one eighty— Get that booty gyrating— Middle finger up-up-up— Both of em hands— Now Prance, muthafucka— Prance, Prance, Prance~ You're doin', You're doin'— The Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! The Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! I know a dude who's tone deaf, too He'd play some tunes with you Some say he's scrooged, And tends ta mooch, but he's got your point of view~ Butt Plug Punks, I've played a few This Fist has paid it's dues, It warps while it corks and it screws Leave you gap toothed, singing Blues My Fist Oh Pain— Can never lose [Ukelele Solo] Ohhhhhhhh, Who lives in a pineapple, Under the seeeeeeee!!! Nobody!!!! It's fukin impossible to breathe in a fukin pineapple!!!!!! Call me— Call me— Mean Bob— Ass hole Pants Watch me— Do Thee— Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! Turn one eighty— Get that booty gyrating— Middle finger up-up-up— Both of em hands— Now Prance, muthafucka— Prance, Prance, Prance~ You're doin', You're doin'— The Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! The Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! [Bridge] Gary, Thee snail!! If you don't take that bath!! I'll pour salt down your back!!! [Build] Call me— Call me— Mean Bob— Ass hole Pants Watch me— Do Thee— Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! Turn one eighty— Get that booty gyrating— Middle finger up-up-up— Both of em hands— Now Prance, muthafucka— Prance, Prance, Prance~ You're doin', You're doin'— The Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! The Mean Bob— Ass hole Dance! [Istrumental] [End]
