[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Oh, Dementia Don, you’ve lost your phone, You tweeted again, but you’re all alone. With your hair so wild and your thoughts a haze, You’re mixing up the facts in so many ways. [Pre-chorus] Hey, Dementia Don, Da-da-da-da-da, Hey, Dementia Don, Da-da-da-da-da, Hey, Dementia Don, Da-da-da-da-da [Chorus] Hey, Dementia Don, what’s your next plan? Thoughts slipping away like grains of sand. Mixing up the stories, losing track of time, And we’re all just waiting for the next big crime! [Verse 2] You talk big game, but you’ve lost the score, What’s the name of that place you claimed to explore? When the numbers don’t add, and the maps are wrong, You'll spin any tale to prove you're still strong! [Pre-chorus] Hey, Dementia Don, Da-da-da-da-da, Hey, Dementia Don, Da-da-da-da-da, Hey, Dementia Don, Da-da-da-da-da [Chorus] Hey, Dementia Don, what’s your next plan? Thoughts slipping away like grains of sand. Mixing up the stories, losing track of time, And we’re all just waiting for the next big crime! [Instrumental Break] [Breakdown] His mind’s like a puzzle, pieces misplaced. Decisions are jumbled, as he drifts in a daze. [Bridge] Starting up wars with no reason at hand, Teaming with foes, flipping plans on demand. Turning allies to enemies, breaking the tie, Creating chaos as the old friendships die. [Chorus] Hey, Dementia Don, what’s your next plan? Thoughts slipping away like grains of sand. Mixing up the stories, losing track of time, And we’re all just waiting for the next big crime! [Final Chorus] Hey, Dementia Don, what’s your next plan? Thoughts slipping away like grains of sand. Fucking up the stories, losing track of time, And we’re all just waiting for the next big crime!
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