A bit late myself, but in the end, I’ve become a marketable plushie too. It’s a curse that’s struck quite a few amazing creators, and even Suno, apparently, since it was pretty drunk today… (I don’t want to spend any more credits trying to fix it, I just made this for fun.) Anyway, this silly song is actually based on a real experience I had in Japan, and my best friend The Jester’s initiative felt like the perfect opportunity to tell it through music. TO JOIN: #PlushiePandemic🧸 by @The Jester https://suno.com/song/ba85eded-5e3f-44e3-aa39-786354fc8459 To join this project, all you need to do is make a song, any style, any lyrics, but it MUST include plushies in some way (preferably about a plush version of yourself, but anything works!) Then, you must make the cover art be a plushie version of your avatar/character that you push forward as yourself on this site! Lastly, add #PlushiePandemic🧸 to the title of your song, and make it public! MatchaChocolate69 © 2025 This song may not be reuploaded, redistributed, or used on any platform without explicit permission from the creators. Any unauthorized use, reproduction, or reuploading of this track will be considered copyright infringement and result in legal action. This work can only be remixed or covered as long as proper credit is given to the original creator. Commercial use or monetization is strictly prohibited. *********************** LYRICS [Intro] She walks in like magic, velvet bows and platform shoes Little lace umbrella, strawberry perfume Gothic eyes like midnight, lips like cherry bloom Akihabara never had a girl like you [Verse 1] Skirt so swirly, world so curly Shopping bags, a manga army Every step, a selfie pose She’s got style from head to toes Pink keychain, that ain’t a toy Wait a sec—girl, that’s a boy?! Look again, oh no oh no That plushie's me—Matcha Gigolo! [Pre-Chorus] Hanging off her zipper like a limited edition Eyes like mine? That’s no illusion Pink keychain, that ain’t a toy Wait a sec—girl, that’s a boy?! Look again, oh no oh no That plushie's me—Matcha Gigolo! [Chorus] I’m Matcha, said the plushie bro Best host boy in Shinjuku, fo sho Only 6900 yen, such a steal Kawaii dreams that feel so real I sparkle, I shine, I flirt on demand All the ladies wanna hold my hand Marketable magic, take me home Matcha Gigolo, you’re never alone [Verse 2] Stickers, pins, and figurines She’s collecting anime dreams But I’m the gem, the star, the king Even have my own gacha ring Ribbons tangled, manga spills Glass of absinthe, bitter thrills hie to rule them all Catch me now before I’m gone! [Outro] Am I toy or destiny? Soft outside, but wild and free Zip me close and you will know I'm your secret gigolo