[VERSE 1 — THE PURPLE VERSE] I tried to rhyme with purple, but the universe said “no,” So I bent a word in half and watched the meaning overflow. Parasitoliv-el, Parasitoliv-erl, Parasitoliv-urple — now it rhymes with purple. I’m conjugating chaos like a linguist on a spree, Every suffix that I weld becomes a new reality. Parasitoliv-herple, Parasitoliv-slurple, If the rhyme won’t come to me, I’ll drag it straight to purple. [VERSE 2 — THE APOLOGY VERSE] Thanatolivy never meant a thing in any tongue, But change the end and suddenly it’s sorry for what’s done. Thanatoliv-ology, Thanatoliv-apology, Thanatoliv-oh-sorry-gee — accidental apology. I’m bending every syllable like grammar’s made of wax, If I tack on “—pology,” it’s sorry, that’s the facts. Thanatoliv-ology, Thanatoliv-sorry-me, Meaning isn’t real unless you force morphology. [VERSE 3 — THE MORPHOLOGY VERSE] Stinkolivy starts unstable, then it mutates when I speak, Stinkoliv-omorphic, Stinkoliv-morphique. Stinkoliv-morphology, Stinkoliv-symbology, A word that means nothing until I twist its biology. I’m stitching on endings like a doctor with no plan, Every suffix that I graft becomes a brand-new clan. Stinkoliv-omorphic, Stinkoliv-chorphic, Language isn’t broken — I’m the one who warps it. [CHORUS — THE COLLAPSE] Purple, apology, runaway morphology, Words don’t rhyme — I make them rhyme with me. Olivy to Olivette, Olivyx to OlivetteX, If the dictionary fails, I’ll rewrite what comes next. Purple, apology, linguistic cosmology, I bend the rules until the rules bend back at me. Parasitoliv-urple, Thanatoliv-apology, Stinkoliv-morphology — welcome to the Olivy. [BRIDGE — THE CONFESSION] I’m not rhyming words, I’m rhyming endings. I’m not following rules, I’m force-extending. If the rhyme won’t fit, I’ll mutate the tail. If the meaning breaks, That’s part of the tale. [OUTRO — THE CANON] So write it in the Olivy Lexicon: Every word can shift if you tack the right ending on. Purple gets a rhyme, Apology gets a twin, Morphology gets a cousin — And the nonsense begins. Parasitoliv-urple. Thanatoliv-apology. Stinkoliv-morphology. And if you think I’m done, you’re wrong— I bent Stinkolivy into Stinkolivorange.
