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[Verse 1] No, you dont know, no (yeah, you just don’t get it) Yo, row, ho-oh (ah. (Ah. (Ah. (Ah. (Ah.))))) They just don’t know, no, they just don’t get it (NO!) They don’t know, no they just don’t get it I said what i said! (They just don’t get it) [Verse 2] So, curiosity killed the cat But then satisfaction brought him back How come, you think, they ain’t tell us that? (HUH?!) I’m a jack of all trades, and a master ‘a none And oftentimes that’s BETTA’ than a Master of ONE! [Chorus] Told us “money is the root of all evil” But the love of money is the root from which all evil grows (all-kinds) Said “the, proof is in the pudding” But the proof of the pudding is in the EATING (YO!) We don’t remember that, tho All that glisters! (Glisters!) Glisters! (Glisters!) ~ ain’t. Ain’t gold. It’s lit. Truly-Terrific. [‘ding’ sound] It’s, lit. Truly. Terrific. [Verse 3] Always used to tell us “the exception proves the rule” Now we come to find out: the exception is a TOOL Said “money can’t buy happiness” But it really can’t guarantee it Tried to tell us “history repeats itself” While most often, it-rhymes… [Chorus] Told us “money is the root of all evil” But the love of money is the root from which all evil grows (all-kinds) Said “the, proof is in the pudding” But the proof of the pudding is in the EATING (YO!) We don’t remember that, tho All that glisters! (Glisters!) Glisters! (Glisters!) ~ ain’t. Ain’t gold. It’s lit. Ruley. Terrific It’s, lit. Truly. Terrific. [Bridge] Said it was “survival of the fittest” But fittest don’t mean stronger It means well adapted (yeah yeah) Preachin’ “pull yourself up by your boot straps… Y’all know that’s physically impossible, right? [‘ding’ sound] [Chorus] Told us “money is the root of all evil” But the love of money is the root from which all evil grows (all-kinds) Said “the, proof is in the pudding” But the proof of the pudding is in the EATING (YO!) We don’t remember that, tho All that glisters! (Glisters!) Glisters! (Glisters!) ~ ain’t. Ain’t gold. It’s lit. Ruley. Terrific It’s, lit. Truly. Terrific. It’s. Lit-truly, turr-if-ick. [short instrumental break] [Outro] (You know…) When I’m. In, Rome. (I fast. Sad, err-days.) When I’m not. I, i-i. I. I. I-don’t. I-don’t.