[Verse 1] Don woke up one morning with a tweet in his hand, Said, "I'm slappin' tariffs on imported land!" He glared at China through his MAGA lens, Said, "We're not friends… we're frenemies again!" [Chorus] It’s the Tariff Tango—cha-cha-ching! Every time he tweets, the markets swing. Soybeans cry and iPhones scream, In this trade war dance, we’ve lost the dream. [Verse 2] China fired back with a wink and a smile, Taxed our whiskey and Kentucky style. They said, "You want war? We’ll bring the heat!" Then tripled the price of your doggone meat. [Bridge – Spoken, dramatic flair] "Oh no," cried Don, "this wasn’t the plan!" While the farmers screamed, “You orange man!” He blamed the Fed, the Dems, and a ghost, And said, “Trade wars are easy… I like them the most!” [Chorus] It’s the Tariff Tango—twist and shout! Pay more for sneakers and sauerkraut. China said, “We're not amused,” Now your Amazon cart is tariff-abused! [Verse 3] He taxed steel, taxed toys, taxed rice in a cup, Said, “It’s strategy!” while Wall Street threw up. The Dow took dives like a dizzy duck, But Don just smiled and said, “Tough luck!” [Final Chorus – Big, showy finish] So grab your wallet and join the show, Tariffs are magic—just watch it grow! Prices up and wages down, But hey—we’re great again… in tariff town! [Outro – Spoken with music trailing off] And as the economy spun in a dizzy trance, Donald just danced his tariff dance... Right into a Chinese-made recliner… With a Big Mac in each hand.
