This is the Last Song

Dangerpotter

Real Small Tuna

Dangerpotter

ska punk, third wave ska, punk

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms!

https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf

https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913

[Intro: Maximum drama]
THIS IS IT! THE FINAL SONG!
(No it's not!)
YES IT IS, CHECK THE TRACK LIST!
(There might be hidden tracks!)

[Verse 1 - Attempted goodbye]
We've been swimming through this album way too long (Twelve tracks!)
This is absolutely positively our last song (We promise!)
Time to say goodbye, farewell, adios, the end
But first let me thank our roadie Gerald and his friend
Pack up all the instruments, we're done, so long!
(But we're still playing!)

[Pre-Chorus]
This is the finale!
(Or is it?)
The last hurrah!
(We've said that before!)

[Chorus - Declaration of ending]
THIS IS THE LAST SONG!
(Until the next one!)
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!
(Something always does!)
We're ending on a high note, going out with style
Definitely not coming back for a while
THIS IS THE LAST SONG!
(Why does it have six choruses?)

[Trombone Solo - Trying to leave]

[Verse 2 - Still here somehow]
We already played the final chord three times (But we're back!)
The album's over, we've run out of rhymes (That's a rhyme!)
The studio's closing, they're turning off the lights
Security is here, they're starting some fights
Why are we still playing? This defies all times!
(THE SONG WON'T END!)

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Pull the plug!
(It's not plugged in!)
Stop the beat!
(My feet won't stop!)

[Chorus 2 - Getting desperate]
THIS IS THE LAST SONG!
(We've been here for hours!)
EVERYTHING'S GONE WRONG!
(We've lost our powers!)
The album's at its limit, forty minutes done
But somehow we're still track eleven
THIS IS THE LAST SONG!
(It's actually not!)

[Bridge - False endings]
*Music stops*
Okay, that's it, we're done—
*Music starts again*
WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
*Music stops*
Now we're finished for sure—
*Music starts again*
ENCORE! ENCORE!
*Music stops*
This is getting ridiculous—
*Music starts again*
ONE MORE CHORUS!
(We can't escape!)

[Saxophone Solo - Already left but still playing]

[Breakdown - Reading credits while playing]
Produced by Gerald! (He's not real!)
Mixed by Gerald! (Still not real!)
Mastered by Gerald! (DEFINITELY not real!)
Special thanks to Gerald's family!
Gerald Jr., Geraldine, Geraldo!
Big Gerald, Little Gerald, Gerald the Third!
GERALD'S EVERYWHERE!
(This is concerning!)

[Chorus 3 - Bargaining]
THIS IS THE LAST SONG!
(Please let it be!)
WE'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG!
(Since 2023!)
Just let us end with dignity intact
Before we're legally classified as snacks—
WAIT, WE'RE ALREADY A SANDWICH!
(From track 8!)

[Outro - Infinite loop attempts]
This is the last song...
THIS IS THE LAST SONG!
...
*One single drum hit*
...
*Silence*
...
Is it over?
(Maybe?)
*Full band explosion*
PSYCHE! THERE'S ANOTHER VERSE!
(NOOOOOO!)

[Actual Outro - Complete chaos]
THIS IS THE LAST—
*Record scratch*
Wait, there's a hidden track after this!
(Of course there is!)
It's just twenty minutes of Gerald eating chips!
(GERALD'S NOT—)

This is the last song... we promise...
*splash*
Gerald says goodbye...
(Did he just—?)

Thank you everyone we're Real Big Tuna!
We love you!
[Fade out]

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms! https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913 [Intro: Maximum drama] THIS IS IT! THE FINAL SONG! (No it's not!) YES IT IS, CHECK THE TRACK LIST! (There might be hidden tracks!) [Verse 1 - Attempted goodbye] We've been swimming through this album way too long (Twelve tracks!) This is absolutely positively our last song (We promise!) Time to say goodbye, farewell, adios, the end But first let me thank our roadie Gerald and his friend Pack up all the instruments, we're done, so long! (But we're still playing!) [Pre-Chorus] This is the finale! (Or is it?) The last hurrah! (We've said that before!) [Chorus - Declaration of ending] THIS IS THE LAST SONG! (Until the next one!) NOTHING COULD GO WRONG! (Something always does!) We're ending on a high note, going out with style Definitely not coming back for a while THIS IS THE LAST SONG! (Why does it have six choruses?) [Trombone Solo - Trying to leave] [Verse 2 - Still here somehow] We already played the final chord three times (But we're back!) The album's over, we've run out of rhymes (That's a rhyme!) The studio's closing, they're turning off the lights Security is here, they're starting some fights Why are we still playing? This defies all times! (THE SONG WON'T END!) [Pre-Chorus 2] Pull the plug! (It's not plugged in!) Stop the beat! (My feet won't stop!) [Chorus 2 - Getting desperate] THIS IS THE LAST SONG! (We've been here for hours!) EVERYTHING'S GONE WRONG! (We've lost our powers!) The album's at its limit, forty minutes done But somehow we're still track eleven THIS IS THE LAST SONG! (It's actually not!) [Bridge - False endings] *Music stops* Okay, that's it, we're done— *Music starts again* WAIT, THERE'S MORE! *Music stops* Now we're finished for sure— *Music starts again* ENCORE! ENCORE! *Music stops* This is getting ridiculous— *Music starts again* ONE MORE CHORUS! (We can't escape!) [Saxophone Solo - Already left but still playing] [Breakdown - Reading credits while playing] Produced by Gerald! (He's not real!) Mixed by Gerald! (Still not real!) Mastered by Gerald! (DEFINITELY not real!) Special thanks to Gerald's family! Gerald Jr., Geraldine, Geraldo! Big Gerald, Little Gerald, Gerald the Third! GERALD'S EVERYWHERE! (This is concerning!) [Chorus 3 - Bargaining] THIS IS THE LAST SONG! (Please let it be!) WE'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG! (Since 2023!) Just let us end with dignity intact Before we're legally classified as snacks— WAIT, WE'RE ALREADY A SANDWICH! (From track 8!) [Outro - Infinite loop attempts] This is the last song... THIS IS THE LAST SONG! ... *One single drum hit* ... *Silence* ... Is it over? (Maybe?) *Full band explosion* PSYCHE! THERE'S ANOTHER VERSE! (NOOOOOO!) [Actual Outro - Complete chaos] THIS IS THE LAST— *Record scratch* Wait, there's a hidden track after this! (Of course there is!) It's just twenty minutes of Gerald eating chips! (GERALD'S NOT—) This is the last song... we promise... *splash* Gerald says goodbye... (Did he just—?) Thank you everyone we're Real Big Tuna! We love you! [Fade out]

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