Its the Great Disappointment Uncle Tonny (Verse 1) You show up in my leaves Bringing hope and anticipation Munchin' on your burrito Raising my tiny expectations You said, "Just sit right here, Wait for the great pumpkin's delight." But all I got were shadows, And a cold, lonely night. (Chorus) Oh, I wasted my life in this stupid pumpkin patch! Waiting for dreams on a night that turned black. Cursed by your promises, I’m feeling detached, Oh, Uncle Tony, why’d you lead me to that? (Verse 2) Dad and Uncle Fred went trick-or-treating, But they came back empty, their candy defeating. A six-year-old Sith with a menacing glare, Took all their sweets, left them in despair. I should've listened to Mom, she knows what’s best, While I’m out here freezing, feeling like a jest. (Chorus) Oh, I wasted my life in this stupid pumpkin patch! Waiting for dreams on a night that turned black. Cursed by your promises, I’m feeling detached, Oh, Uncle Tony, why’d you lead me to that? (Bridge) Oh, there’s worms! Crawling through my heart, With creepy Claude jumping, tearing me apart. In a pumpkin suit, he’s haunting my dreams, All alone in the dark, nothing’s as it seems. (Verse 3) Now I’m bitter and defiant, don’t need your lies, You’ve crushed my spirit, cut me down to size. Anger bubbling up, like a relentless flame, You're the king of disappointments, you should feel the shame. (Chorus) Oh, I wasted my life in this stupid pumpkin patch! Waiting for dreams on a night that turned black. Cursed by your promises, I’m feeling detached, Oh, Uncle Tony, why’d you lead me to that? (Outro) Yeah, I wasted my life in this stupid pumpkin patch! Oh, the great pumpkin never came back. Oh, I wasted my life in this stupid pumpkin patch! Oh, Uncle Tony, you’re the one to blame for that!
