Major Oops & Sgt Move (Nordic Discord Challenge)

Nordic Discord Challenge Genre: Ska Theme: Dark Satire Lyrics: Major Oops woke up at noon Spilled his coffee on a classified balloon Said, “Oopsie daisy, war’s a phase” Then nuked a map by accident, twice in one day Sergeant Move just cracked his neck Duct-taped grenades to a rubber duck's chest He don't ask why, he just gets loud He's the kind of guy that parachutes up somehow Ohh, left! Right! Oops! Boom! Marchin’ to the rhythm of impending doom They say “Aim high” but forget to shoot Major Oops and the Sergeant of Brute Yeah, duck and cover, or just salute When orders go bang, and plans go poof Major Oops had a map upside down Invaded a mall, called it hostile ground Built a fort outta bunk beds and shame Declared himself King of the Parking Lane Sergeant Move, with a smirk and a wink Rewired a tank to serve iced drinks He screams “Tactical smoothies” in every fight Then moonwalks through a minefield every night Ohh, duck! Crawl! Trip! Kablam! It's shock and awe, but mostly scam They storm the beach with foam Nerf guns Then yell “Mission Accomplished” before it’s begun Yeah, strategy's loose, and so are the screws With Major Oops and Sergeant Move They're legends in their own wrong way Got medals for “Oops” and “Mild Delay” Wrote the book on “Tactical Confusion” Now it’s used by every budget illusion I don't know but I've been told Sergeant Move is three years old Major Oops eats crayons raw And once declared war on his own in-law Bang! Flash! Misdirect! Reboot! They fight for freedom, in a stolen suit Flags upside down, boots on the wrong feet They're the sound of chaos with a military beat Raise your hands, or raise a roof For Major Oops and Sergeant Move