[Verse 1] Phone in my hand Glasses on the chain Grandkids say I'm trending I just text my own way BFF Best Friend Fell Oh dear LOL Little Old Lady's here BTW Bring the wheelchair Son TTYL Talk to you louder Hun [Chorus] Senior citizen texting code Hit send and watch it explode (hey) Every single letter I throw Means something only we know Senior citizen texting code Read it slow Enjoy the show If you don't get it That’s fine I got grandkids on the help line [Verse 2] BYOT Bring your own teeth LMDO Laughing my dentures out See? WAIT Who am I talking to again? OMSG Oh my Sorry… gas My friend GGPBL Gotta go Pacemaker’s low ROFACGU Rolling on the floor and can't get up Oh! [Chorus] [Bridge] [spoken Half-sung] I send "BRB" They think I'm back real quick I mean "Bathroom break Be patient Kid" Screenshots flying They think I’m some code pro I just mash these buttons And let the meaning show [Chorus]
