[Intro – Spoken, campy] Ladies and gentle-ghouls! In the blue corner... Witchy Wanda! In the red corner... Hexy Roxie! And your judges tonight... THE CATS! (Meow! Meow! Ding ding!) [Verse 1] Down in the woods at a quarter to three, Two witches were fighting over who'd make tea. One wore blue and the other wore black, Both had a broomstick parked out back! [Pre-Chorus] Hocus pocus, powder puff! One little hex ain't nearly enough! The cats cried "Foul!" from the old oak tree, Then ordered more popcorn and a cup of tea! [Chorus] Ding ding! It's a witchy catfight! Pow! Pow! In the pale moonlight! Scratch that itch, shake that broom, Two hot witches going BOOM BOOM BOOM! Meow, meow! Ooh la la! Who's the baddest witch by far? [Verse 2] Roxie threw a punch and Wanda yelled "EEK!" Turned her boxing glove into a squeaky beak! Wanda fired back with a magical zap, Now Roxie's pointy hat's a shower cap! [Pre-Chorus] Bubble bubble, toil and trouble, One went down and bounced up double! The cats held scorecards, nine out of ten, Then rang that silly little bell again! [Chorus] Ding ding! It's a witchy catfight! Pow! Pow! In the pale moonlight! Scratch that itch, shake that broom, Two hot witches going BOOM BOOM BOOM! Meow, meow! Ooh la la! Who's the baddest witch by far? [Bridge – Spoken, theatrical] "Your mascara's running, darling!" "Well, your broomstick's double-parked!" (Hiss! Meow!) "Girls! Girls! You're both a fright!" [Final Chorus – Big, silly, handclaps] Ding ding! It's a witchy catfight! Pow! Pow! What a spooky delight! Shake those hats and stomp those boots, The cats are judging in their birthday suits! Meow, meow! Ooh la la! Who's the baddest witch by far? [Outro – Spoken] And the winner is... THE CATS! (Organ sting) Meow! (Ding ding!)[End]
