Fart Through a Thong

"Title: Fart Through a Thong" [Verse 1] There were two dogs, they were best friends They ran all day ‘til daylight’s end You’d think nothing could go wrong ‘Til that eerie sound like a fart through a thong [Chorus] Oh Izzy and Chix, running wild and free Chasing tails under the old oak tree But jealousy’s strong when the nights get long And Izzy fears that sound of a fart through a thong [Verse 2] One dog named Izzy, the other named Chix Both were ladies, but only one knew the tricks Izzy was high-strung, jealous as can be Chix got the fellas, Izzy got envy [Chorus] Oh Izzy and Chix, running wild and free Chasing tails under the old oak tree But jealousy’s strong when the nights get long And Izzy fears that fart through a thong [Bridge] Izzy pulled a Tonya Harding times three With a mighty blow, took out Chix’s knee Now in the snow, Izzy looks back when she poops Afraid of Chix's revenge behind the chicken coop [Final Chorus] Izzy and Chix, they were best friends once Now Izzy’s hiding in the winter sun She knows it's near, it won't be long That eerie sound of a fart through a thong [Outro] Yeah… a fart through a thong… Izzy fears that fart through a thong…