
7 POPPED COLLARS

Took a long look in the mirror this morning, Said, “Why stop at two?” consider that a warning. Dug through the laundry, found my lucky stack, Seven polos deep, baby, I ain’t lookin’ back. I don’t need a reason, I'm the sevenfold man. I just need a stiff chest and couple extra hands. Walkin’ like my torso’s stuck in a vice, I don't pop ‘em for comfort… I pop ‘em to look nice. **Seven popped collars, I'm a fashion typhoon,** **Blocking out the sun like a double full moon.** **You only get one life, one shirt won't suffice,** **Seven popped collars, caught ya lookin' twice!** My closet's confused but I ain't gonna sort it, Put a vest on top just so I could sport it. Got a fanny pack stuffed with emergency gum, And a playlist that slaps... the soundtrack to Shrek 1. I once got lost in my own reflection, Thought it was a twin, said "We go One Direction." People ask, “Aren’t you hot?” I say, Nah, I’m chill.” Got my arms pumpin' mad, like a busy windmill **Seven popped collars, I’m a hurricane of threads,** **Blocking doorways and bumpin’ heads.** **I don’t sweat style, it sweats me instead;** **Seven popped collars 'til the day I'm dead.** You know… People always ask me, "Why?" "Why seven?" "Why not… just one?" And I tell ‘em the truth: Because greatness isn’t measured in fabric. It’s measured in swag. Aerodynamic resistance. Collar lift. Emotional torque. I wasn’t born with this confidence. I bought it, in bulk, at an outlet mall in Des Moines. And if you think this is a joke, you try eating spaghetti in seven popped collars. I lost three shirts that day. But I gained a legacy. **Seven popped collars, the worlds will never be the same,** **The shirts wear me now, and they know my name.** **You can dress for success, I dress for the breeze;** **Seven popped collars, don't sweat the sleeves.** ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ © 2025 The Badfatler All rights reserved.

49 Comments
🔞Lucilius🔞💘👑 𝓠𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓪 14w ago
This isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a lifestyle manifesto.
Seven popped collars? That’s not extra, that’s legendary.
You’ve turned overconfidence into an art form and Des Moines into a mythic origin story.
Collar up, world down.
Bravo The Badfatler!
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Thank you so, so much, Lucilius! I'm so pleased that the overconfidence came through! This was a joy to write, the added challenge of parody is a good challenge.
🌅 Akiko 🖤 14w ago
Salut The Badfatler! Great vibe music! I love it so much! Ur song is always stunning me! I love ur lyrics 🤩💕
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Thank you so much, Akiko! I'm so glad to hear from you, I hope your day is going swimmingly!
B's EduFueL🔥 14w ago
7 popped collars? 😂 At least they keep you warm in winter! Great song again, „The Badfatler“! ☺️👍🔥
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Thank you so very much, B! I suppose I could save money on a winter jacket with that many shirts on, huh? I appreciate you, my friend!
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Thank you very much, bro! I want to see everyone rocking the collars this summer!
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Thank you, Misha! It was quite fun to write, especially with an overconfident inferno in mind.
🍎Rosa de Pasión🌹 14w ago
Oh yes this is so catchy 💃 I’m dancing and popping imaginary collars like a queen! 🌹
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Haha, thank you very much, Rose! That funky bass always gets me groovin'. Keep poppin', Queen!
jimmydsausage 14w ago
" yeah this collar is popped!!!! Cause you're the man and everyone should know it!!!.. b i out on 6 more shirts just so I could attempt to be as kool as you.. tou got that 7 collar swagger bro. 🔥🫵😎🫵🔥
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Now we rollin' in collars, ain't nobody as chill as us! It's all about that swagger, bro. That's what keeps 'em comin'!
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Min! Thank you so much! This is my first foray into yacht rock and I'm wildly impressed with the sheer confidence in the vibe. I'm so glad to hear from you!
1Lovely 14w ago
It's a song that makes me laugh. Now I'm wondering if you've ever had a tailor make you a shirt with 7 layers of collars to actually wear 😂
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
That would be a much more comfortable idea than wearing 7 polos. I should really look into that. Thank you so much bro! I'm glad I could get you to laugh, that's the whole reason I wrote this song.
The BadfatlerCreator 13w ago
Thank you, HG! I felt like it was time to work on a comedy song, and I'm really happy with how it turned out!
G Chill 14w ago
HAHA! greatness is definitely measured in swag!!! awesome man! setting trends in fashion and yacht rock, my friend!!!
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Haha, thank you so much, man! You definitely know greatness! This is my very first foray into yacht rock, and I can't imagine a better experience!
The BadfatlerCreator 14w ago
Thank you so much! With 7 whole popped collars, I definitely feel very handsome. I appreciate you!]
BlueSkyDreamers 14w ago
All the swag. “Clothing above reason” (cover art) - sure, why not. There’ve been so many extreme fashions in history, why not seven popped collars - that’s just “extra” with a cherry on top.
The BadfatlerCreator 13w ago
Blue, I'm positively chuffed that you caught that little detail. It really popped off the song the rest of the way.
Paulie Gamete🔱 14w ago
"Because greatness isn’t measured in fabric.
It’s measured in swag." Made me giggle while thinking about something else, bro~ 💕
The BadfatlerCreator 13w ago
Bro, your mind is a wild ride. I can't imagine what you were thinking of, but I'm really happy that you enjoyed it!
E/V 🦇 ǝɹı̣dɯɐꓥ ɔı̣uoɹʇɔǝןƎ 🦇 14w ago
Work has pulled me away from my passion a bit. Sorry my friend. I see you are giving a display of talent. Great cover and equally great text. This note is great.
The BadfatlerCreator 13w ago
My man! I wondered where you'd been! Thank you very much, and welcome back!
Jeffrey Myky 14w ago
It's time for a new fashion. A polo shirt with seven, multi-colored collars 👌. Good vocal, great music 👍
The BadfatlerCreator 13w ago
Now that's a bold new take! I'd sure rock it, though. Fashion without discomfort? Sign me up! Thank you, Jeffrey!