Song 6: Creature Feature Lyrics: [Verse 1] Something moved between the trees last night Too tall for a deer and the eyes weren't right Left a footprint bigger than a dinner plate And a tuft of fur on the pasture gate [Pre-Chorus] The goats aren't scared — they've seen worse They just blinked and went back to the ferns [Chorus] It's a creature feature in the evergreen Biggest thing this forest's ever seen Mothman's got the wingspan, Sasquatch got the legs Something in the henhouse stealing all the eggs It's a creature feature, baby, don't you run Monsters have more fun [Verse 2] Chupacabra rumor at the county fair Someone saw a shadow with unusual hair Could've been a bear, could've been a myth Could've been the neighbor's goat — you never know with kids [Pre-Chorus] The herd just stared like "that's our cousin" Went back to chewing like it's nothing [Chorus] It's a creature feature in the evergreen Biggest thing this forest's ever seen Mothman's got the wingspan, Sasquatch got the legs Something in the henhouse stealing all the eggs It's a creature feature, baby, don't you run Monsters have more fun [Bridge] (spoken, deadpan) Okay but real talk — if Bigfoot's been out here this whole time And nobody's caught him? That's not a failure of science. That's just excellent vibes. The goats respect it. I respect it. [Chorus] It's a creature feature in the evergreen Biggest thing this forest's ever seen Mothman's got the wingspan, Sasquatch got the legs Something in the henhouse stealing all the eggs It's a creature feature, baby, don't you run Monsters have more fun [Outro] Monsters have more fun Monsters have more fun (goat bleat, fade)
