(Verse 1) I got ice in the veins, I got snow in the brain I don't walk on a leash, I pull the whole damn train! Got that double-coat armor, waterproof style You can hear my drama from a quarter-mile. I don’t bark, I scream, I argue with the wind If you throw the ball once, you gotta throw it again! Look at the stance, chest out, ears high I’m the furry tornado beneath the winter sky! (Pre-Chorus) Don’t tell me to "Sit!" Don’t tell me to "Stay!" I got the zoomies, baby, get out of the way! (Chorus) I’m the King of the Cold! (MUSH!) The erratic and bold! (MUSH!) With a glacier groove, a permafrost punk, Doing the Sled Dog slide, doing the Frostbite Funk! Awoooo-oo-oo! (Get on the line!) Awoooo-oo-oo! (It’s feeding time!) (Verse 2) One eye blue, the other eye brown I’m the Mayor of Shivers, I run this town. You want to go left? Well, I’m pulling to the right We can stand here and argue in the polar light. I sleep in the snowbank, I laugh at the laws I’m an apex predator with four dancing paws. Stubborn as a mule with a wolf’s silhouette I’m the best worst thing that you ever met! (Pre-Chorus) Don’t check the gate! It’s already too late! I jumped the fence, baby, let's NAVIGATE. (Chorus) I’m the King of the Cold! (MUSH!) The erratic and bold! (MUSH!) With a glacier groove, a permafrost punk Doing the Sled Dog slide, doing the Frostbite Funk! Awoooo-oo-oo! (Get on the line!) Awoooo-oo-oo! (It’s feeding time!) (Bridge) Pack formation... Eyes on me. We don’t run for glory... We run because we’re free. Left... Right... Left... Right... Left... Right... Left... Right... Left-Right-Left-Right! GO! GO! GO! GO! (Outro) I’m the Alpha! (Pull it!) The Omega! (Pull it!) The Sofa Destroyer! The Good Boy! (Maybe!) AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO! © 2026 Akashic Flux Collective. All rights reserved.
