[Chorus] I'm tired of seeing Wicked everywhere I go Two sickly looking witches what else is there to know They sing and show emotion It's performative at best I tell this to a Disney adult as I'm jizzing on her chest [Verse] Now she looks offended Asks me what I mean She says they both are gorgeous not to mention how they sing I tell her they are skeletons they both give me the creeps Thick girls like her are better their throats are wide and deep [Verse] That seems to make her happy She eats a cheese curl slow Her tits are covered with my spunk slouching on the couch, she moans I say I'm Uncle Henry and you're my Auntie Em She's my fuck pig on the farm swallows anything I give [Chorus] Wicked, Wicked Everywhere I'm tired of seeing Wicked, I don't care Ariana looks like a wendigo Cynthia looks like a black wendigo What's the appeal? I don't think it's real another musical with no appeal If I went to Oz I would start a food army feed these bitches with a nice salami [Outro] Wicked sucks It's not good That's a fact It's lame as fuck What's the catch? I think its clear You only like it if you're queer that's ok We all have our thing my love of fat chicks and pornography this Disney chick loves to cook so I'll sit through Wicked even though it sucks
