Jelisa vs John Halloween every Day Remix

[Intro – Spoken, mysterious, playful] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Halloween! Wait a minute... Halloween? Look outside! Look at your bills! Look at your neighbors! Who needs Halloween once a year? We have it EVERY SINGLE DAY! [Ghost whispers] Boo... boo... BOOO! [Verse 1] I woke up screaming at my mirror, Who's that creature staring back? Grabbed my razor, moved in nearer, Shaved the monster — still looked cracked! At the table, something green, Cucumber eyes, a scary scene! She said, "Baby, do you love me?" I said, "Take that mask off — let me see!" [Pre-Chorus 1] Coffee's cold, the toast is black, Bills are screaming, "Pay us back!" It's eight fifteen, I'm running late, And horror's waiting at the gate! [Chorus 1] Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The ghosts got drunk and the pumpkins flew! Shake your bones, let the monsters play, 'Cause life's a Halloween every day! Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The monsters scream, "We're scared of you!" Shake your bones, come out and play, Even the Grim Reaper's dancing today! [Verse 2] At work I meet Sir Know-It-All, Peacock feathers, ten feet tall! He says, "Your fashion sense is dead!" I say, "Nice birdcage on your head!" He talks for hours, never stops, His ego's bigger than the shops! He says, "You haven't got a clue!" I say, "Thank God I'm not like you!" [Pre-Chorus 2] My boss says, "Smile! We're one big team!" That's when I start to hear the screams! The printer's dead, the Wi-Fi's gone, And Mr. Peacock's still going on! [Chorus 2] Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The ghosts got drunk and the pumpkins flew! Shake your bones, let the monsters play, 'Cause life's a Halloween every day! Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? Even Dracula says, "I'm through!" Shake your bones, come out and play, Even the Grim Reaper's dancing today! [Verse 3] I just want a little bread, But there's a nightmare up ahead! "What's in this bun? And what's in that? Is this one round? Is that one flat?" She asks about the flour and yeast, The baker's aging like a beast! Then after twenty minutes, sweet, "I'll take nothing!" — What a treat! [Pre-Chorus 3] The baker faints, the queue goes wild, A zombie starts to scream and cry! A ghost says, "This is way too much!" And runs away without his lunch! [Chorus 3] Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The ghosts got drunk and the pumpkins flew! Shake your bones, let the monsters play, 'Cause life's a Halloween every day! Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The zombies shout, "We're scared of you!" Shake your bones, come out and play, Even the Grim Reaper's dancing today! [Verse 4] Dracula opens up his bills, And nearly drops his vampire pills! Frankenstein needs Windows ten, It crashes — so he dies again! The Reaper calls his office line, "I need a holiday! I'm fine!" The ghosts all pack their bags and flee, "This human world is killing me!" [Pre-Chorus 4] The monsters came to scare us all, But saw our bills and hit the wall! The pumpkins turn a shade of green, The worst damn horror ever seen! [Chorus 4] Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The ghosts got drunk and the pumpkins flew! Shake your bones, let the monsters play, 'Cause life's a Halloween every day! Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? Even the monsters haven't got a clue! Shake your bones, come out and play, Even the Grim Reaper's dancing today! [Breakdown – Music stops, mirror sound effect] [Marvin – Spoken, dry robotic voice] Oh... wonderful. I looked into the mirror this morning... And I've got a pumpkin for a head. How perfectly depressing. [Break] And now... the pumpkins are throwing up. I knew it. Even the vegetables have given up on humanity. [Female laughter] [Marvin] Oh, please... don't encourage them. [Beat returns – Crowd shouting] BOO! BOO! BOO! [Bridge – Spoken, building energy] Who needs monsters? Who needs ghosts? Who needs vampires? Who scares you most? Your boss? Your bills? Your morning face? WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE! Who actually needs Halloween? WE'VE GOT IT EVERY SINGLE DAY! [Final Chorus – Full energy, crowd responses] Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The ghosts got drunk and the pumpkins flew! Shake your bones, let the monsters play, 'Cause life's a Halloween every day! Boo boo boo — who's scaring who? The whole damn world's a crazy zoo! Shake your bones, come out and play, Even the Grim Reaper's dancing today! [Final Hook – Repeat, crowd chanting] Halloween! Every day! All the monsters ran away! Halloween! Every night! Even ghosts are scared tonight! Boo boo boo! (Who's scaring who?) Boo boo boo! (We're scaring you!) [Outro – Spoken, music fading] Well, congratulations, everybody. You survived another ordinary day. [Marvin, distant voice] I didn't. [Female laughter] [Whisper] See you tomorrow... BOOOOO! [Final sound: Pumpkin burp]