
I'm sorry people, this was totally Raven's idea By EvilTyromancer and Raven https://suno.com/@punkraven Thanks for listening! _______________________________________________ ladies and gentlemen please sit down, I'm about to drop some revelations the entire universe revolves around tits and balls not in the literal sense, but, like, in the metaphorical sense let me break it down whole world revolves around boobs and balls there are no gods let's not delude ourselves we've all evolved from fish and frogs my old man told me when I was six years old he said: "son, I got a truth to tell you It's one that they don't teach in the schools this whole world revolves around boobs and balls and you're not gonna hear that from your mom you've got to stay the course and use the force life's full of gals with boobs and bros with balls but fuck them all they're all cunts and fuck the law anything goes against these hoes, just trust your bros now where was I at" (honestly he was really drunk) boobs and balls boobs and balls don't you know, baby it's all boobs and balls it's all boobs and balls "tits: symbols of comfort, power, creation, control they sell you dreams, startups, even salvation in a scroll they’re worshiped, censored, praised, and banned the world chases cleavage like it’s part of some divine plan and balls: well, they’re risk, they’re pride, they’re fragile too how many wars got started over who’s got the bigger two? they hang low, but egos hang lower history written by the ones who couldn’t do one over tension and allure hunger and fear the soft and the hard that pulls us near from fashion to finance, boardrooms to brawls, trust me when I say, it’s all tits and balls~" boobs and balls boobs and balls don't you know, baby it's all boobs and balls it's all boobs and balls [aria] John, I'm detecting a micrometeoroid breach in the station's east quadrant.... Oxygen levels decreasing. [john] Figures... Last human alive and I get taken out by a space rock. [aria] Shall I activate emergency protocols? [john] No point.... Earth's dead.... No rescue coming. Let's just... finish this song. Keep recording. [aria] Understood.... The view of Earth from this orbital position is quite remarkable. [john] Yeah. Beautiful blue marble. Well, brownish-gray now. You know what's funny about being the last man in space? Still can't stop thinking about... [john] ...boobs and balls it’s funny, ain't it? even now, at the end of it all floating here alone, watching the end of the world Earth looks like just another ball memories flash, time to go, eternity calls all the power, all the greed, all the rise and fall was just chasing... boobs and balls boobs and balls it's tragic, baby it’s all boobs and balls it’s all boobs and balls [aria] perhaps humans were designed to chase illusions after all you sought the flesh, the rush, the highs, the lows, ended world for boobs and balls [john] Hey Aria, before I go... Delete my browser history, will you? Maybe aliens will find it. Don't want them thinking we were all... perverts. [aria] Already done, Goodnight John.
76 Comments
Raven 6w ago
Wha?! okay... yes... i guess it was my idea...
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
you're not gonna back down from it now!
Tinnituscope Dreams 6w ago
(honestly he was really drunk)👍
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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Midknightoil ☢ 6w ago
📀📀 Who doesn't love a great pair... Of artists I mean. Entertaining!!! 🔥
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
hahaha, thanks 💛
AriteAL 6w ago
I found it oddly moving how humanity remains foolishly lovable even at the end of the universe—you embrace this irony brilliantly. Your playful yet biting wit had me laughing, yet also thinking, "Yeah, that's painfully accurate." Can't help but love this song. 💜😏
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
💛 thanks!
SteeleRaging 6w ago
👍 Well Done.
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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ᴅxʙ 6w ago
Lol omg
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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💠Unspoken💠 6w ago
∠(ᐛ)8 ∠)_ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💛💛💛magnificent!!!
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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Jonathan Kennedy 6w ago
omg this is amazing. 🤣🤣
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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MASTA - STUDIOS 6w ago
Ah, the ultimate motivation since the dawn of time! 🏆🍑 🤣
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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wibette 6w ago
hilarious
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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【Cool⭐Beat】 6w ago
B^2 !!!! 😱well i guess anything that B is B
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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frowns 6w ago
this is the epitome of ai music! very well done though, i love this
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
thanks Frowns 💛
Electric Hood 6w ago
hahah Tyro... Man I had a good laugh, this is great. 💜🩵
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
thanks man :D
Winslow 6w ago
Funny text, well done🔥🔥
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
thanks!
Beatsu 6w ago
🤣🤣🔥🔥
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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IamSoundminder 6w ago
perfect 👍🔥🔥❤️
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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Kin Asdi 6w ago
So funny… 😍🔥
EvilTyromancer 6w ago
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Dray 6d ago
I did miss this one admittedly :D Nice one you two xD Great topic choice haha
EvilTyromancer 6d ago
haha this one is actually pretty old. thanks for tuning in 💛
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