🎶 [Verse 1] I was born in a booth with a rib in my hand Mama yelled, “Order up!” and I learned to stand By the stove, by the law, by the grease-stained code Where the waitress moaned hymns and the sinners got bold We don’t pray for mercy, we just pass the plate Where the coffee burns black and revenge gets ate It’s a honky-tonk temple of flesh and flame If you’re lookin’ for shame, boy, you missed that train 🎵 [Chorus] Ain’t no shame in the greasy spoon Where the jukebox bangs like a test of doom Where the legs are long and the skirts are short And the eggs come with a side of child support There’s a Bible on the napkin rack But it’s stickin’ to a stripper’s back Come hungry, leave dirty, praise be— There ain’t no shame in the greasy spoon, baby 🎶 [Verse 2] She’s got ketchup in her cleavage and sin in her hips And a cigarette dancin’ between red lips She don’t take tips, she takes control And serves late-night salvation in a jelly roll They say the fryer’s haunted and the gravy’s cursed But I met the Lord between her legs first He said, “Son, you better learn to sin loud” So I blessed her thighs and made my mama proud 🎵 [Chorus] Ain’t no shame in the greasy spoon Where the band plays loud and the hearts go BOOM Where the cook’s on meth and the line’s on fire And the preacher’s daughter sells holy desire We got grit, we got grind, we got gospel too In the form of a moan in a drive-thru pew Come hungry, leave dirty, say grace— There ain’t no shame in the greasy spoon place 🔥 [Bridge – Sung, Not Spoken] This ain’t fast food, this is foreplay with fries This is biscuits and sins and tobacco-stained lies She said, “I’ll ride you like the check’s unpaid” And we broke that booth like the Ten Commandments betrayed 🎵 [Final Chorus – Full Blast] Ain’t no shame in the greasy spoon Where the climax hits ‘fore the afternoon Where the Lord got lost in the kitchen haze And we praise that ass like it’s Judgment Day The griddle don’t judge, the syrup don’t lie You die once, but you can eat ‘til you cry Come holy, come hell, come soon— There ain’t no shame in the greasy spoon
