It is late at night and at your request A Burlesque girl is flashing her breasts While a guy dressed like a gorilla is pounding on his chest This is the time when Tiki Oasis is at its best The surf band is playing No one knows what is going to happen Then someone yells out "Release the Kracken" The Rum drinks are flowing There is a Mermaid in the pool Breathing Fire next to some drunken fool The whole place is shaking This party is definitely not lackin A crowd of people screams out "Release the Kracken" There is a Guy dressed like Captain Morgan Posing like a good Captain should His Coconut Rum is the best I mean it is really, really good But when you really want the party to get Crackalackin You need to yell out "Release the Kracken" And Release it they did It came out of the pool Grabbing the mermaid in its tentacles Setting fire to the drunken fool It climbed up the side of every pool view room Sending People jumping off balconies to their doom. Rampaging its way all over the hotel Sending drunken guests running out of Tiki Hell It grabbed up every single Burlesque girl Shaking them around in a big whirl As It crawled up the elevator faster and faster Making its way towards Thee Swank Bastards So beware and take heed! When drinking your rum I know everybody wants to have a little fun So late at night when Bears roam the halls And you start to hear Fireball induced strange and Frightening calls You may want to lock your doors Before you “Release the Kracken” Because believe it or not it may actually happen
