"You think you know the Nile? You think you know... majesty? History books omitted one crucial detail. Hit the darbuka." Ya-hi-ya-hi-yooo! Wa-ah-hi-hi-hooo! Yo-de-la-hi-wa! Ah-hi-ya-hi-ya! Ya-hi-ya-hi-yooo! Wa-ah-hi-hi-hooo! Yo-de-la-hi-wa! Ah-hi-ya-hi-ya! Forget the Hollywood myth, honey, I ran the show, Spoke nine different languages, a literal CEO. Sailed down the river with the perfumed sails, While the Roman politicians were biting their nails. I dressed up like Isis, yeah, I knew how to spin it— If there’s a throne in Alexandria, I’m gonna be in it! Yeah, I’m the queen of the Nile... ya-hi-ya-hi-ya! Julius Caesar? Hooked. Mark Antony? Cooked. Scholars look at my coins and they're completely shook. Are you ready for the ancient pressure? Three, two, one... yodel! Ya-hi-ya-hi-yooo! Wa-ah-hi-hi-hooo! Yo-de-la-hi-wa! Ah-hi-ya-hi-ya! So I rolled inside a carpet just to make an entrance, Left the whole Roman Empire serving a sentence. They thought I was a temptress, a dangerous snake, But I was securing the bag for Ptolemy's sake! Two civil wars, baby, just to keep my crown, You think a little Alpine vocal's gonna bring me down? Yo-de-la-hi-wa! No asp in the basket tonight, boys. We skipping the tragedy. We dropping the beat. Ya-hi-ya-hi-yooo! Wa-ah-hi-hi-hooo! Yo-de-la-hi-wa! Ah-hi-ya-hi-ya! Ya-hi-ya-hi-yooo! Wa-ah-hi-hi-hooo! Yo-de-la-hi-wa! Ah-hi-ya-hi-ya! "Class is dismissed. Now pay your taxes."
