My Boyfriend's Havin' My Baby?

Hey Y'all. Last night I had a very weird dream. I was dating this guy and things weren't what they seem. In my dream, something didn't seem right. And I couldn't get back to sleep last night. I woke up and thanked God it wasn't true. Cause I don't know what the heck I would do. I dreamed I was makin’ pancakes in my robe one day, When he said, “Babe… I got something to say…” I braced myself for drama, thought it might be shady, But he dropped the bomb, and said he was havin' my baby! My boyfriend’s having my baby, what a time to be alive! We don’t know how it happened, but hey, science vibes! He was glowing like a firefly, and he craved pickles and pie, My boyfriend’s having my baby… and sure nuff, he's gonna cry.(ouch) He was rockin' sweatpants like a maternity queen, Bingeing every episode of “Bridgerton” in between. He built the crib backwards, and the stroller won’t steer, I touched his belly and asked if it was full of beer? His mood-swingin’ faster than a cat in a dryer, He cried at a dog food commercial, said it made him feel inspired. I rubbed his belly and much to my surprise. He demanded nachos with cheese and side of curly fries. Yeah, my boyfriend’s having my baby, and it was lit, He was nesting like a penguin, and he don’t know where to sit! His hormones were raging, but he’s still my handsome stud muffin, My boyfriend was having my baby… and it’s gonna be somethin’! (yes it is) So here’s to diaper runs and midnight feeds, To burp cloth couture and weird pregnancy needs, My boyfriend was having my baby… and I know he's gonna cry. I don’t know how it happened… cause he's a guy. So glad I woke up.