pizza sauce on my feet (demon mix)

[Intro] I want to tell you about This story about a man Who was afraid of a pizza demon And this pizza demon He lives in the closet and he's made of pizza And every night This man is afraid that the pizza demon Is gonna come out of the closet and eat him But the pizza demon only likes cheese So what the man does is Every night before he goes to bed He takes a piece of pizza and he smears it on his feet And so When he's asleep If the pizza demon comes out He will eat the pizza on the feet and not the man only the feet so the man survives and And I can relate to that story because I also have pizza demons in my closet And I also put pizza on my feet Because I want to sleep and not be eaten [Verse] When I was ten I had a dream That I was gonna die in my sleep The pizza demon would come for me To save my soul I would have to eat A whole pie before I went to bed If not He'd chop off my head This fear is real I have proof When I was ten he came for me and I was almost dead when I awoke and he said [Chorus] You didn't eat your pizza And now you must suffer the consequences Now I'll eat you while you sleep My parents found me My parents found me And the pizza demon said to me He said [Verse] (“Now I sleep with pizza by my bed I wipe it on my feet so he doesn't smell me in my sleep I take this precaution for my health You can never be too careful”) And as my mom was scraping the pizza off of my feet I told her I said [Chorus] (“Mom The pizza demon is real Mom I was almost dead Mom The pizza demon is real The pizza demon is real”) [Bridge] Two AM in the morning Gonna go downstairs Grab the pizza box Go back upstairs Take the pizza out of the box Gonna smear it all over my feet [Pre-Chorus] You may ask ("Why?") [Chorus] The reason is simple Because the pizza demon Will come in the middle of the night If it smells pizza It will smell you It will come to you in your sleep And it will make you a pizza In your sleep And that's not what you want Demons do not make good pizza And I know I sang earlier that the demon eats your feet, but I left out that sometimes the pizza demon is in a good mood and comes for you to only make you a pizza instead of eating your feet, but again demons make bad pizza and the pizza demon knows this the pizza demon knows it makes bad pizza! The pizza demon loves loves looooves that it makes bad bad bad bad baaaaad pizza pizza pizzzaaaaa! Ha haha ha-ha ha [hysterical laughing] [Verse] It's 3 a.m. and my heart's racing And my head is pounding like a thunderstorm I get out of bed and I feel around And the floor is wet with sauce [Pre-Chorus] (“The pizza demon is here!!”) [sample] (The pizza demon is here!) [Verse] It’s too late, (“I’m too tired to brush my teeth ..”) I go back to sleep and I dream of cheese And I hear a laugh like the sound of evil [evil laugh] And I feel its breath [heavy breathing] and I hear it whisper [whisper] ("Thank you for the feast") [Post-Chorus] (“The pizza demon is here!!”) [sample] (The pizza demon is here!) [Poem] Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night With the feeling that someone is in the room with you? Do you ever hear a voice whispering You hear it? [Spoken Word] (“"Let me smell your feet. Mmm pizza!") [Chorus] He wants to smell your feet And it can only be one thing It can only be the pizza demon [Hook] And do you know how you get rid of the pizza demon? Do you know how to make sure that the pizza demon doesn't eat your feet? He only eats feet that don't smell like pizza [Verse[ That’s something that the guy earlier in the song would have liked to know ‘Cause now he’s missing his feet What kind of man smears pizza on his feet before he goes to sleep? Not a question that’s for sure a man with purpose a man with a mission not to get eaten by a pizza demon [Chorus] Now before you turn this off, just know how much I love you Know how much the pizza is worth Pizza is worth a lot but it should always cost only a little [Poem] By now you know I know nothing but pizza smear [Pre-Chorus] Spread the grease around! A pepperoni never hurt anybody! (okay maybe over time in an excessive quantity) Spread the cheese around! A little extra cheese is always so intense like how did pizza places come to an understanding of what is extra cheese and a normal amount of cheese we are never really told how much cheese is on the pizza like maybe a few places do but most of the time we really don’t know like it could be multiple blocks of cheese on a whole pizza like have you ever grated 8 to 12ounces of cheese, [Chorus] and you notice it’s not actually that much cheese and cheese tastes so good that it's very easy to eat a lot of cheese in one sitting like seriously if you like cheese you know how easy it is like that video of that dude eating a block of cheese at the baseball game or was it a hockey game i don’t know I’m not going to look it up right now just going with the flow you know cheese is an interesting food when you look at [Outro] PIZZA DEMON is here now AH PIZZA DEMON