Zhalams. This is the last name of the infamous sorcerer bloodline with penchant for dark arts, villainy and occasional reality-warps. Villainy runs in their blood, with most family members embracing destructive magic, forbidden rituals, and morally questionable experiments. And here goes: My precious villainous brothers: Zoëf, Carnelian and Lyrik. All of them have their songs but I was never satisfied with the one for Zoëf who is the oldest, ever angry (even when sleeping). He is as violent as thunder and storm that obeyed his command. 4.5+ allowed me to make him a song that fits his nature, so..... THERE GOES THE TOWN!! ========================================================================== [Intro] [Verse 1] The world said, "Calm down!" — he said "NO WAY!!" (NO WAAAAAY!!!!) And he's been pissed off to this very day. SKIES GROW BLACK when he wakes up mad, (...Which is always—yes, it’s always bad...) The air starts crackling SPINES WILL SHAKE! Demons dart before their bones will break... [Pre-Chorus] Lightning in veins! Fire in stare! [Half-clean shout, theatrical] Say the wrong word—POOF!—you’re no longer there! [Chorus] he could’ve been gentle, he could’ve been kind, HE’D RATHER BLOW UP YOUR MIND!! *BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!* (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!!!) There goes the town! There he goes, with scowl and frown! Avoid his eyes— TRY NOT TO STARE!! (STARE!!!!!!!!) Learn others’ lesson: DON’T POKE THE BEAR!!! [Verse 2] Skeletons tiptoe— the demons sigh, (he has a bad day, they cry "OH GODS, WE’LL DIE…!”) He fell in love— A HORRIBLE FATE! Now he’s angrier... (HOW? DO NOT DEBATE!!!) The skeletons march— THE DEMONS CRY!! Because working for him means YOU! MIGHT! DIE!!! [Pre-Chorus] Lightning in veins! Fire in stare! SAY THE WRONG WORD— POOF!!—YOU’RE NO LONGER THERE!! [Chorus] he could’ve been gentle, he could’ve been kind, HE’D RATHER BLOW UP YOUR MIND!!! *BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!* THERE GOES THE TOWN!! THERE HE GOES, WITH SCOWL AND FROWN!! Avoid his eyes, try not to stare.... (STARE!!!!!!!!!!!!) DON’T… POKE… THE BEAR… [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] CURSE THE HEAVENS, DARKEN THE SKY! THUNDER AND BLOOD—LET THE WEAK ONES DIE! NO CHAINS CAN BIND—NO GODS CONTROL! THE STORM IS HIS HEART—AND THE STORM WILL ROLL!!! [Outro] Could he ever heal? Could he ever be saved? PFFFT. NAAAAAH. He’s too busy... ... ... DIGGING YOUR GRAVE... [The End]
