[Verse 1] So you wanna hear a story about a girl named Courtney (Yeah!) One morning in the summer She was up bright and early Had a little farm and a flock of sheep One of them was very Very keen to leap (Oh no!) [Chorus] (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) [Verse 2] She got out of bed and got out of her PJs Ran outside to catch 'em 'fore they ran away She caught the little blighter and gave him a pat Said "Next time you do that I'm gonna get a cat" [Chorus] (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) [Bridge] So the moral of the story is don't get sheep 'Cause they're hard to keep If you got 'em in a paddock They'll find a way to leap So go on Get a cat Not a sheep, get a cat! [Chorus] (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) Jumping on the fences and running up the road (Sheep Alert!) [Outro] Yep. It's gone. Now where's the cat?
