ALF – Meatball Lullabies

[Intro – Whispered, ambient synth] From the stars he fell… into a kitchen. A being of fur, dreams… and deli meats. ⸻ [Verse 1 – ALF, theatrical baritone] I once was a prince in a palace of crumbs, Dreaming of hoagies and mustard drums. But Earth said no — “you’re weird, you bite!” So I hide in the kitchen, alone at night. ⸻ [Chorus – Full band, dramatic glam rock] 🎶 Meatball lullabies, echo through space, A hero in fur, a sandwich out of place. Wrapped in shame, draped in cheese, Why can’t I love a ham in peace? 🎶 ⸻ [Verse 2 – Faster, more manic] They banished my love for the salami art, Said “Don’t touch the toaster, don’t follow your heart!” But you can’t cage hunger, you can’t mute the bun — I’ll croon to the stars ‘til the midnight is done! ⸻ [Bridge – Spoken word, echo effects] Melmac burned. But the recipe lived on. In dreams, I still layer pastrami with love. ⸻ [Finale – Operatic crescendo with punk guitar] 🎶 They said: “don’t eat the cat!” I said: “then don’t tempt fate.” You gave me rules— I gave you a plate. 🎶 Fade out on cosmic microwave sounds and lonely chewing.